Leo Cunningham

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh sent you a message:
I dunno. Hel's probably just a crazy bitch. I doubt my mum was totally in the dark, she's just too self-involved to really do anything.

I like Aunt Amy well enough but... oh fuck no. She knows enough about me to feel bad sometimes and let me raid her fridge and that's all she's gonna get.

I guess.

She's... a girl. Blonde. Freckles. Dunno if I'm supposed to tell anybody. Pretty sure she's ashamed of me. Probably a smart move.

[Leo Cunningham]

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I'm torn between saying 'hey, don't call my sister a bitch!' and agreeing with you 100%. I think Hel just liked to ensure the best for herself at any given moment, regardless of how immoral said course might be - she hasn't changed in that respect.

Awww you're a scavenger in Amy's house? How cute!

She might not show it in the traditional maternal way, Kev, but she does care about you and worry about what you're doing with your life. I know she does. So, just keep that in mind okay? Don't make the same mistake I did and be so stubborn and hate-filled that you abandon the family members who actually give a shit about you.

Well, a girl, that's a good start. What's she like, aside from physical description though yours, of course, was extensive. Why ashamed?... or is this straying dangerously close to a 'touchy-feely' conversation?

[Becki Addison]

Becki Addison tagged you in a photo:


Becki Addison wrote on your wall:
This is my favourite picture, not in our work clothes for once. I can't remember where this was taken, can you? But I think for some reason we were trying very hard to be serious and not to laugh?

[Leo Cunningham]

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Leo Cunningham replied to your comment:
You have excellent tastes, it is a rather good photo of us both, if I do say so myself! I have a sort of feeling it was either at that conference we attended in Norway or some kind of pathologist party, possibly Christmas? I think the reason for my lack of memory could have something to do with alcohol...

[Kevin Walsh]

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Do you know for sure that your siblings were all up in that shit, or was it just a well-founded guess? Because Owen creeps me the fuck out sometimes. I don't want that asshole to do something stupid and get himself killed.

I said I guess.

Fine. She's the ballsiest, bitchiest, coolest girl I've ever had the good fortune to jam my tongue in. I'm not a poet, alright. What's with you lately? Are you on your period? This is only acceptable if I'm very drunk and about to expel five partially-digested hamburgers on your carpet.

[Leo Cunningham]

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I don't know what I think. Hel and Tristan pretty much ruled the roost at Hogwarts, probably got involved in stuff they shouldn't have but I don't know how far that went. If you think Owen is involved in... something (I dread to ask), he probably is... unless you've just became extra paranoid.

Well then, just remember that sometime will you?

I didn't say you needed to be a poet, Kev, just some kind of recognition of something other than physical features would be nice, you know? Nothing's 'wrong with me lately'... at least nothing that years of therapy won't solve. Joking, of course.

[Kevin Walsh]

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... Fuck. Maybe no one will want him. A Dark Wizard who washes his hands a million times a day has to be some sort of liability.

Yeah. Great.

And I recognise plenty. Jesus Christ. I like you, Leo, but even when I'm not being a dick you somehow always make me feel like a dick.

[Leo Cunningham]

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That is a distinct possibility. You know, my sister would probably take him if worst comes to worst. Her specification for husbands includes 'having money', 'being successful' and 'smart enough to leave her be and have her own life'. Could work.

You know, somehow, I don't think you've taken on board what I've told you about your mum... call me cynical if you will.

Firstly, thank you for liking me, it's nice for once not to be despised. Secondly, I think you feeling like a dick has more to do with you than what I say about/to you - might be worthwhile asking yourself why 'dick' seems to be the default setting.

[Kevin Walsh]

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Oh. Sick. Would that make us doubly related?

I think being a dick is the default setting for everybody. But that's beside the point. It's like... I try to be better but no one notices. And I keep pissing people off anyway without meaning to. And then it's like what's the point of anything? And you telling me what to do isn't going to make me forgive my mum for the last nineteen years or be like 'oh let me tell you about all my gross wanky feelings for this girl', you know?

[Leo Cunningham]

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Ugh, probably. Let's forget I ever mentioned the possibility of my sister and your brother.

Fair enough. There's always a point to being a better person - even if no one notices, you'll feel better for it yourself in the long run. And you should forgive your Mum... before it's too late to try and mend that relationship. Look Kevin, I should have forgiven my Dad, I didn't, now I'll never have a chance to reconcile with him. Don't have regrets like that like I do.

[Kevin Walsh]

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You know that mad old bint will outlive us all. But seriously. If you believe there's shit out there that can't be forgiven -- say, shit that lands you a life sentence in Azkaban -- then where do you begin to draw the line? Who deserves the fluffy reunion, and who's just going to fuck you over again?

I really am sorry about your dad. By the way.

[Leo Cunningham]

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I wouldn't be surprised one bit if she did, not one tiny bit, Kev.

It's hard. Depends. Are they repentent for what they've done or how they have treated you over the years? If so, forgiveness is possible, don't get me wrong I'm sure it is hard to truly do but, I'd like to think, it's possible.

Thanks. It's the sad fact of life that we all die and yet, despite my job which is fairly dependent on this inescapable fact, I just could have never imagined him ever dying. I know that, after 20 years of stubborn silence, I should have listened to him, at least let him attempt to reconcile our differences, I didn't and will now regret it forever. Don't be me, don't have that happen to you because, seriously, it is the most terrible feeling imaginable.

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh sent you a message:
That sucks man. Being dead doesn't make him a saint, though. Not your fault for being hacked off with him.

[Helena Armitage]

Helena Armitage wrote on your wall:
Facebook has dutifully informed me that it's your 39th birthday today. Funny how hard you try to cut yourself off entirely from us all and yet Facebook conspires against you. I do hope you've had a nice day (as hard as you may find that to believe) and for mother's sake do you think you could please take 39 as the year when you finally settle down and give her some grandchildren?

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh wrote on your wall:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ha

seriously do not have children.

happy birthday or whatever, hope you got to rage