Leo Cunningham

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham[/color] commented on his status:
Oh, don't you worry, I'm sure I could just about manage to arrange that for you. Of course that would mean I'd have to live to beyond that age myself to carry out that deed... I hope you appreciate that sacrifice on my part, Walsh.

Not what I meant AT ALL but... ugh it's nice to see where your mind goes when you have to put something together for yourself. Don't be sarcastic, nothing would offend you.

Hmmm sounds like a nurturing environment, really, very classy. So have you actually been in touch with your mum since you moved out? Oh and the reason I compare you to her is... you ARE her, in mannerisms and personality if nothing else.

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh commented on your status:
I would like to live long enough to see the first pornographic video game. After that, have at it.

Yeah well. You gave me free rein to put words in your mouth. Kind of feel like you brought that one on yourself.

Nurturing like a terrorist cell. And yeah not really. My birthday's coming up, so it's been a year right? I'll let you decide which possession of yours you'd like me to puke on this year.

I was wondering why I kept getting sloppy drunk on martinis, smearing my lipstick and chucking heels at people. Here I thought I needed to sit down and take a serious look at my proclivities.

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham commented on his status:
Uh right... well you'll have to keep me posted on that; I don't really follow the gaming or porno world.

Yes, fine, I suppose I did rather leave myself open for that one. But it still says something about you that you were able to come up with that. Never play Hangman.

Exactly, that's the kind of nurturing I was implying. It's home, I suppose, I sympathise to some extent with the 'hating on the parents' thing. Do not puke on any of my possessions if you value your life at all, birthday or no birthday.

Well at least now you know why you keep smearing your lipstick and wearing heels that you can barely walk in. You can move on from here now you know.

[Kevin Walsh]

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Oh yeah and I don't want to die a virgin either

Kevin Walsh commented on your status:
If Harry Potter managed to save the world without parental guidance, I reckon I'll be just fine. And I think we've established that I am extremely reckless and value the joy of living slightly less than the prospect of a porn video game. I'll puke on your leather jacket. Make it appear 'lived in'.

Higher heels then? Look out 5'10", here comes Kevin.

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham commented on his status:
I'd hate to burst your bubble but you're really not Harry Potter, Kevin. However, sense of recklessness and absolutely no regard for your own life - check.

Stay away from my jacket, stay away from my wardrobe, stay away from my bedroom, in fact just stay away from my flat. Thanks.

Yeah, I think so, and just think how shapely your legs will look!

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh commented on your status:
I live in a room the size of a cupboard, though. And I look like him. I think we should at least entertain the possibility that Harry Potter is my actual father.

What if I get kicked out of another home this year, though?

Look, Leo, I know you're probably looking for a rebound. But this has got to stop.

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham commented on his status:
I've heard your mother occassionally enjoys the company of younger men but... Harry Potter, really? Something tells me he's not her type and vice versa. But have your delusions if you must, if it's what you need to get you through.

What could you possibly do to get yourself kicked out of the mad house you live in now? Oh come on, you live with an actual werewolf... who's more likely to cause damage in your household? Still, I'd advise against puking on anyone's stuff... something tells me Owen would ditch you if you puked on his leather jacket though; he's really protective of it.

Rebound? Pff you flatter yourself, Walsh. In response (and I'm not letting you play Hangman this time) I say: fuck off.

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh commented on your status:
Admittedly, I did not think it through. I would also accept an old-school punker. The younger men thing is so fucked up, though. Was your mum at least a proper mum with a massive bum and a semi-butch haircut and a general sense of quiet resignation with her life?

Owen secretly loves me, though. But yeah, look, I know I don't have the best track record with people. At least I'll be prepared.

Can I play anyway? I really feel like I'm getting good at this. How about 'fair enuff'?

I went for style over spelling.

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham commented on his status:
So... just someone a bit more... edgy and anti-establishment than your dad would suffice? I cannot explain the younger men thing and to try to do so would risk trying to figure out your mother, something which is risky business I'd imagine. My mum was/is... my mum... just mum. I suppose she does have something of a resigned air about her but I think that's more of a controlled, pick-your-chin-up attitude that all upper-middle class mothers seem to have to help them get through their teenage sons leaving.

Sure he does... and you have a rather large man-crush on him. Admittance is the first step, Kev. Well... you're getting a bit better at dealing with people, I mean you are successfully living with other people... that's definitely a start.

Knock yourself out if you're really that bored. I can see that you went for style over spelling, well done, with hangman skills like that, I see why the Ministry snapped you up when they did.

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh commented on your status:
Ideally. A simple non-Deatheater would do. It's not impossible, right? I mean, my dad refused to acknowledge me even before I became a massive dick, which wasn't until like... seven, at least.

Oh, fuck off.

And the pathology lab must be thrilled to have such a MASTER OF WITTICISMS around to lighten things up.

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham commented on his status:
Huh, 'non-Deatheater' will suffice? It's not that taxing of a request, really, unless you belong to the family we do in which case it seems nigh-on impossible for some bizarre reason.

Have I hit a raw nerve there?

Oh, believe me, they are. Really, it wasn't the qualifications or references that got me the job at all, pff, no... it was the fact they just said 'you know, I've heard that Leo Cunningham is such a swell, hilarious bloke, we have to have him working here'.

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh sent you a private message:
Your dad's not. Rhys and Natasha's dad isn't.

I say a lot of stupid things and this probably takes the stupid cake, but even though I know my genes are half-crazy-half-murderer, I need to believe there's some chance they're half-crazy-half-normal. Or just full crazy, I guess.

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham sent you a private message:
My dad's not... that we know of. I'm pretty sure though he's not himself Dark Arts-inclined, I'm fairly sure a lot of his friends are. What do I know, he could just be your standard dick... Alistair isn't because he has sense where Harry and Richard didn't. Plus, I can't imagine him wearing those black robes and masks, can you? :P

I'm sure you're normal, Kev, as a doctor I can tell you craziness isn't genetically inherited.

[Kevin Walsh]

Kevin Walsh sent you a message:
My mum says it's because 'the girls' weren't supposed to join, i.e. her and Celia and Alistair.

Okay. I spose that makes sense. Though I had a dream that my mother was a demon person and she had one of her spikes removed and that spike grew into a person and that person was me.

Should I go talk to her sometime? I don't want to give her the satisfaction, but then again, I like another Muggleborn and I really want to rub it in someone's face.

[Leo Cunningham]

Leo Cunningham sent you a private message:
While that it amusing... then why did my sister mingle with them? She wasn't daft enough to 'join' per say but was still heavily involved, even though she thought she was being so subtle about it.

Though it is not genetically passed down, the environment you were brought up in could affect you in such a way - the nature vs nurture situation. As to your dream, I could psychoanalyse it for you but I'll leave that to Alistair's ex-wife, I think, I'm sure she'd delight in interpreting it for you.

Your mum? Kev... I'm not the best person to talk to about reconciling partly with family members... but... look, she does miss you and in her own way, she's worried about you. The fact she lowered herself to seek me out purely to try and get me to pass on a message to you says something, even if she herself won't say it in certain terms. Liking another Muggleborn? My, my, Kevin, how you are letting down the bloodline! Which I'm always up for hearing about... who is she?