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Post by Samantha Robbins on Aug 27, 2012 21:28:59 GMT -6
Sam Robbins liked your status.
Sam Robbins commented on your status: Santigoooooold!
OMG I haven't been this hungover since, uh... last Sunday. Please tell me that over the course of the weekend: a. I didn't fistfight any hipsters b. I managed to keep my top on the entire time c. We were asked to join a band and are now rockstars in some capacity???
I will accept two out of three. Or... one out of three.
Also: my hometown next year. :) :)
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Post by Noah Coulson on Aug 28, 2012 8:41:20 GMT -6
Noah Coulson replied to your comment: I apologise profusely for stubbornly leaving you at Santigold whilst I defected in favour of The Shins on the main stage. :( But hey, since my apparation licence hasn't been revoked I assume no one saw that stealthy trick. And it also proves that I, in fact, can apparate whilst drunk, ha, take that Ministry!
I hadn't been that hungover since Reading last year. :P At least my liver is now used to the annual festival abuse. And it only takes me a day to recover and gain an element of normalcy to my life - um yay ?
Well... you didn't fistfight any hipsters so congratulations! You did, however, slap one upside the head, but he didn't react so I don't think it really counts against you. Secondly, I hate to break it to you that at one point, whilst I was gallantly trying to keep you steady on top of my shoulders, you did de-clothe yourself. I couldn't do anything to stop you without dropping you, that's my defence and I'm sticking to it! And on point C, no, sadly, we were not. But hey, I know that secretly Dave Grohl was mega impressed by my air guitaring and your air drumming, the call is so on the way for both of us.
Side note: 'Leodensian Collective' as a band name - any thoughts?
Noah Coulson sent you a message: Do you remember what happened on Sunday night? I have a blank spot from about halfway through Kasabian's set to the next morning. :/ I have a horrible feeling I got off with someone and can't remember it. And I have what I can only assume is some girl's number scrawled onto my hand in Sharpie and it won't come off - do you remember a 'Yasmin'?!
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Aug 28, 2012 16:36:05 GMT -6
Sam Robbins commented on your status: No problem! I met many new friends who I felt immensely close with for a very limited period of time. Also, you put a cramp in my dance groove. (j/k I love you)
So that's what, 0.5 out of 3? Perfectly acceptable! I'm pretty sure 'big open field' just says 'go on and get your non-existent tits out' to me tbh.
An actual name?! I like it! But whatever will I tease you guys about now?!
Sam Robbins commented on your status: I, uh, might have left to do mushrooms. I was in nature, okay.
Call her? Worst case scenario, it's unbearably awkward. Upside, she's a random stranger you never have to see again! GO NOAH GO.
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Post by Noah Coulson on Aug 29, 2012 4:31:34 GMT -6
Noah Coulson replied to your comment: See, I knew you'd be just fine and have made a zillion new friends by the time I caught up with you again. :P I know, I know, and I hang my head in shame for that fact every single hour of every single day - I just don't dance, end off. But, by now, you have come to know and accept that and for that level of acceptance I love you, Robbins.
Yeah pretty much but I mean I think we should add another 0.5 for the possibility of Foo collaboration in the future, surely? The call's coming, I just know it, I can feel it! Yeah that field says things like that to most people... huh, odd. Maybe I am actually the weird one for keeping my shirt on the entire time?
Thanks Sam! :) You can still tease us about a myriad of things, I'm sure.
Noah Coulson sent you a message: Saaaaaaam, you know you shouldn't leave me when I've had that level of questionable beer. :( Jsyk I'm wearing my 'I am very disappointed in you' face re: the mushrooms.
But... but... I can't remember her, like at all. And call me old fashioned but I quite like to have memory of meeting girls before I bother them by calling them. :/ I think, on balance, I'm just going to persistently scrub my hand with soap and forget... well whatever it was that actually happened...
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Sept 1, 2012 5:52:12 GMT -6
Sam Robbins sent you a message: I'm sorry Coul, I didn't realise you were at that level. :( :( Your drunken music rants are remarkably similar to your sober ones. More hand-waving, maybe.
I don't think I fully appreciate all the stuff you do for me when I'm shitfaced, bb. Shall we drag along a sober friend next time? I'd volunteer Justin, but I'm pretty sure he thinks the Foo Fighters are a Goblin resistance movement.
HOLD UP. I definitely stuck a condom in your wallet when you weren't looking. Is it gone?
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Post by Noah Coulson on Sept 1, 2012 9:50:13 GMT -6
Noah Coulson sent you a message: I forgive you Robbins. Huh, I shall have to work on making my drunken musical rants more distinguishable as such then... maybe I could throw in some more terribly foul language? :P
S'alright, you show some of your appreciation by incessantly declaring your love for me whilst you're shitfaced, it's nice and affectionate and it's almost as real as if you weren't slurring every single word. Hmmm despite this I think Biermann would be an excellent sober friend - don't let him have even a drag on a spliff, he did at your party and... I'm not sure I liked how it made him. And I know for a fact that he didn't enjoy the effect either. He is one guy who (like moi) should definitely steer clear of such substances.
OH SHIT, REALLY? Um... I just checked and it's not there so there's a variety of possible reasons for its disappearance: a) it just fell out of my wallet at some point of the festival b) things between me and this 'Yasmin' character got a bit R-rated c) I used it to make a condom water balloon
Really, I think any of the above are possible. Also, why did you bring a random condom with you to Leeds? :/
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Sept 1, 2012 16:20:02 GMT -6
Sam Robbins sent you a message: Awww, you know I'd be MORE THAN HAPPY to loudly declare my love for you whilst sober. Every day. Possibly with cakes and streamers.
OMG Biermann. My poor sweet blond funsponge. HONESTLY he was probably freaked out about it to begin with! You guys might fare better in a reeeeeally low-key situation with just a couple of close friends??
Haven't you heard? After Kevin and Lydia, I've decided to embrace my calling as a one-woman sexual heath clinic. :p
PS. Drunken, blacked-out mistakes happen to the best of us! I trust you if you say you're cool with it, but obviously I'm available to chat about this stuff, like, twenty-four seven.
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Post by Noah Coulson on Sept 1, 2012 17:04:52 GMT -6
Noah Coulson sent you a message: I approve of you declaring your love with the cunning use of cakes and streamers. I'm still just a little bit put out that you didn't feel the need to burst into my home with a cake when I lost my virginity. For a geeky guy, I think I did pretty well for myself ngl and I think cake might have celebrated that fact quite nicely. :(
I don't think Biermann and I will ever be the substance lovers that you prob wish we were. Hey, I'm fine being the sober one... well at least as far as weed is concerned. Been there, done that... have no desire to revisit there, really.
Yeah so... listen... about the whole one-woman sexual health clinic thing... look I'm not going to ask you in detail about my sister because I know you'd keep it confidential and stuff but like... is she okay with the whole sex deal? Like, you gave her a talk right? And she at least knows her options protection-wise and that she shouldn't feel any kind of pressure to go further than she wants to? Please tell me she knows that because knowing at least that much might allow me to live in denial at my sister being a teenager and ever entertaining the thought of hooking up with people. I worry about her like every second of every day... does me being an obnoxious and hypocritical arse about this kind of thing show? :/
Oh. Thanks and all but I'm still going with option c (more commonly known as denial) about the whole thing. I'm not really cool with it, I at least like to remember any... shenanigans, shall we say. And yes, I am aware how middle-aged calling sex 'shenanigans' is but idk the word has always amused me. But, tell you what (because I know this is what you're clearly dying to hear), will you be my confidante re: all things girl-related? Because I've come to the realisation lately that bottling this kind of stuff up and trying to be Mr Discreet is all fine and good but it also means that you lack an outsider's perspective, perspective which is probably quite useful for a guy to have every once in a while. Think on it because this alarming offer of full disclosure only stands until midnight tomorrow. :P
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Sept 1, 2012 20:21:39 GMT -6
Sam Robbins sent you a message: Oh hush you, we're living in the age of the geek! Loads of girls and at least one dude were totally into you, okay. Some of us thickos have to wear oversized glasses to trick people into thinking we're hip and clever. SIGH.
I had that experience w/ penises tbh.
Oh, Noah. Lydia totally has her head on straight when it comes to that sort of thing, trust me. She already knows all the important stuff! I just want her to know that she can come to me with embarrassing questions or whatever. I'm pretty sure she realises that you care about her and trust her judgement, you know? If I got even 0.00001% of that support from my parents growing up I'd have been grateful. (Which... may be why I go overboard with all the cakes and stuff. :/)
OMG I thought you'd never ~pop the question~! You only have to share as much as you feel comfortable with, man. My clinic is free to the public and open all hours.
(Late at night it's mostly hookers.)
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Post by Noah Coulson on Sept 2, 2012 5:03:42 GMT -6
Noah Coulson sent you a message: And I, for one, am delighted to be living in that age, Ms Robbins! I'm not quite sure that's true with the 'loads' description though, you're being a tad generous there, I feel. You're hardly a thicko, Sam dear, but you are extremely hip. Extremely. I'm still waiting on that cake though.
Fair enough tbh, they're not the most attractive things in the world. You stay clear of penises, I'll stay clear of drugs and let us say no more- deal?
I'm sorry for asking about Lydia, I'm just... an older brother, it's sort of our job really. But thank you for the reassurance. My dad is painfully incapable of talking sex ed so she didn't exactly get any of that kind of talk at home. Neither did I for that matter so I just know that if it hadn't been for your no-shame approach to coaching me through that particular 'landmark', that I might still be frustrated and virginal. :P
Haha, but of course I'd come around eventually, you had to have known that! Less a clinic for hookers when it comes to me, more of a casual occasional chat at mine over a few beers and a pizza. You game?
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Sept 3, 2012 9:47:31 GMT -6
Sam Robbins sent you a message: Then OBVIOUSLY you should have called me immediately after it happened, duh. ;) Tell you what: next time you try something new and adventurous in the sack, I'll bake you a 'let your freak flag fly' cake. Any flavour but vanilla!
No problem! Though that makes it sound like I was standing at your bedside with a whistle and shouting out moves haha. Idk, I just want everyone to feel like they're okay and normal and not alone, and if it takes me TMI-ing all over the place than so be it. :p
I'm in. And bringing ice cream.
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Post by Noah Coulson on Sept 6, 2012 10:20:28 GMT -6
Noah Coulson sent you a message: Oh sorry, it's clearly my fault for not redeeming the get-a-cake-after-sex coupon before its expiry date. :P Vanilla? As if! I demand a triple chocolate cake. Though I'd say I'm fairly by the book when it comes to 'the sack', hey, get scouting out recipes just in case.
Hmm not quite - now THAT scenario would surely be worthy of a cake, right? If it helps at all, I quite like that about you, for all I may like to keep most of my cards close to my chest, it's nice to have someone there who is literally un-shockable.
Good thinking Batwoman. :)
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Sept 6, 2012 17:08:53 GMT -6
Sam Robbins sent you a message: 'By the book' depends on what book you're looking at, surely. :p You never know! I'm just saying! I bookmarked a Rum Cake recipe just in case.
In that scenario, I pour a cooler of ice and sports drink over your head afterwards.
Um. If I'm anyone it's Wonder Woman, tyvm.
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Post by Noah Coulson on Sept 7, 2012 10:02:33 GMT -6
Noah Coulson sent you a message: Touché, my friend, touché indeed. ;) You do never know... but this is me we're talking about here, Sam. Though I like the prospect of Rum Cake so watch this space? idk.
In that scenario, I would be extremely pissed off at you.
Oh god, please do forgive me, of course you are! Besides I suppose if we're talking Batman you'd be Catwoman? I always thought Wonder Woman had the better costume though.
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Sept 7, 2012 15:33:53 GMT -6
Sam Robbins sent you a message: How do her boobs stay in that top when she's running around, though
THAT'S THE REAL WONDER
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