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Post by Ben Patel on Sept 3, 2011 21:28:36 GMT -6
Ben Patel commented on his status: Mate. I'm a long-distance runner, you exist primarily on liquor and cigarettes. I'm confident in my decision to take this to the grave.
Ben Patel sent you a message: No, that's good. I can spin all of those things. Those actors seem like her usual type... you know, nothing like me. (I realise that reads as emo. Just imagine me being charmingly self-effacing.)
You still worry about your sisters too? Nadine is a policewoman, so there's no need to be concerned there, but Maya...
You will never meet Maya.
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Post by Mason Mitchell on Sept 4, 2011 16:11:31 GMT -6
Mason Mitchell has commented on your status: Hahahaha... I'm sorry but as if you think that is a guarantee you'll live longer! Life's a cruel, cruel bitch Ben and isn't always entirely fair to those who live a squeaky clean life full of fresh fruit and vitamins and exercise. Sorry to have to burst that bubble.
But christ way to make me feel bad about my lifestyle choices mate! Hang on... is this some form of 'divine intervention' to get me to change my ways?! Woah.
Mason Mitchell has sent you a message: I always imagine such potentially-emo statements of yours to be said in a charmingly self-effacing manner or else I'd be rather concerned about you. If it makes you feel any better... she will never ever get to touch a single one of those actors so any crushes she may have on any of them are purely the workings of a delusional female mind. Just saying.
Haha nooo course not, they can look after themselves... oh wait, I can be honest with you... of course I do still worry about them! There's a lot to worry about when it comes to them, especially Jenny (my sis Jenny that is!)... she's going through her 'ooo aren't bad boys the hottest' phase. It'll wear thin in the end... hopefully rather soon since I'm sick of bailing her out of the shit her boyfriends get her involved in.
Hey, hey, hey why am I not allowed to meet Maya? :(
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Post by Ben Patel on Sept 5, 2011 15:31:13 GMT -6
Ben Patel commented on his status: I don't want you to ever know the pain of living without me.
Ben Patel sent you a message: Do women ever go through a phase of lusting after skinny guys who talk about sports too much and frequently put their foot in it? Because I would have dominated the competition, there.
I feel like I'm going to regret telling you this... but Maya saw you in one of my hiking albums. And apparently thinks you're 'fit'.
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Post by Mason Mitchell on Sept 11, 2011 17:21:08 GMT -6
Mason Mitchell has commented on your status: You just made me cry, Patel, don't ever bring up such a horrible thing for consideration ever again.
Mason Mitchell has sent you a message: I believe not... which is a travesty, clearly. But you would have been the perfect fella if so. And hey, one girl clearly thinks skinny guys who talk about sport too much are worth lusting after... isn't that enough?
You should have no regrets about telling me this... just think, we would have beautiful children and then Maya and I could get married and we'd be related!! Or... you know... more realistically, you could just actually introduce me to her, I'll be the perfect gentleman, I swear.
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Post by Ben Patel on Sept 11, 2011 19:10:06 GMT -6
Ben Patel commented on his status: Don't worry, when you die I'll just pop over to Killarney and pick out a new Mason. Maybe a cousin?
Ben Patel sent you a message: Too right. Man, I don't understand the mentality of guys who cheat/otherwise screw up their relationships. I'm hanging on for dear life, over here.
The Ben Patel you know is very different from the Ben Patel my family knows. Those are two worlds that shalt never collide.
But I guess you can meet Maya. Only because I said you'd die first.
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Post by Ben Patel on Jan 5, 2013 13:29:57 GMT -6
Ben updated his status: Ben Patel would like to take this moment to address the current rumours... yes, Jenny and I are going to be parents. We're very excited.
Oh, and please don't plug our pictures into one of those 'What will your kids look like?' websites. Sam did it this morning and the results were adequately horrifying.
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Post by Mason Mitchell on Jan 7, 2013 10:25:18 GMT -6
Mason Mitchell liked your status.
Mason Mitchell commented on your status: I think the Jenamin? Benny? baby is the announcement of the year, even behind Kimye. Congrats, man, couldn’t have happened to a better couple.
But, now to the important business, are you quite sure you really don’t want to see what MorphThing can do? But it’s so funny, mate, give us this pleasure at least before we lose you to the world of baby bumps and pre-natal classes!
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Post by Samantha Robbins on Jan 8, 2013 17:46:59 GMT -6
Sam Robbins liked your status.
Sam Robbins commented on your status: Jenamin is waaaay more Jay Z and Beyoncé than Kimye, imo. Which I think makes you Kanye??
I'll concede MorphThing, but you can't take away my good old-fashioned Photoshop!!!
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