Post by Raymond Bennett on Jul 21, 2011 19:38:38 GMT -6
Family
It all began when Helen Adams & James Bennett met, they married about 6 months after meeting and stayed together until the day my Father passed away. My mother has never married again but she has gotten a dog that she swears is my Dad reincarnated...
My oldest sister, Charlotte.
She lives in Brighton with her partner, Frannie and they run a small B&B that seems to attract mainly drag queens.
My second oldest sister, Jane.
She lives in Ireland with her husband, Seamus and their 3 dogs.
Jane favours Ally as she says that Ally reminds her of herself when she was young. I can see why she'd say that, Jane once punched a girl in the face for calling me ugly & broke her nose.
My 3rd oldest sister, Sarah with her daughter Ellie.
Sarah is my only sibling with kids, she has Ellie who is 20 and Bobbi, who she just had (she's pregnant with her in this picture).
Sarah lives in Leeds with her husband, Charles, who I absolutely hate because he is a middle class arse.
Yours truly, Raymond James Bennett.
Father of Mark, Ally, Zac & Seb. Married once to Beth, unfortunately that didnt work out but we're still friends.
Single, it's ok ladies, you can thank me later.
My baby sister, Emily.
She is currently in Surrey, she writes columns for some girly magazine and is currently dating a guy called Richard. It's quite serious, they just got a cat.
My ex wife, Elizabeth Victoria Reynolds.
She's still my best friend, thankfully.
I couldnt have asked for a better mother for my children. She is literally the ONLY woman I'd ever want to marry/get pregnant.
My eldest, Mark.
Potions Maestro at St Mungo's and like his father, an all around Stud muffin!
Very proud of him, he's very brainy...he must've got that from his mum.
My princess, Ally Elizabeth Bennett.
Aka my reason for living.
I love this girl with all my heart and more, there is nothing I wont do for my girl.
Whatever my girl wants, she WILL have and she knows it.
Inherited her mums looks, and her attitude for sure.
Inherited my business sense, which means she will be able to do anything she wants.
Zac, the sporty one.
Despite Ally's insistance that he bats for the other team, Im proud of my son and try my hardest to go to all his various sports events. I might miss a few but he knows Im rooting for him.
Sebastian Edward Bedworth.
Adopted son but in no way loved any less, he's an absolute amazing kid and would do anything for anyone.
Slightly strange but that just adds to his charms. He also idolises my Princess, so he is a-ok in my book.
Friends
Jason Cullen.
Our love is straight and pure.
He is the brother I never had (or wanted).
He is also my lawyer, so he knows far too much about me and therefore we can never fall out.
Henry Darcy, my friend from University.
We were in a famous band for a while, I was the talent and he was the....posh boy.
As you can also see, I have aged so much better than he has.
Simon Too-Many-Surnames.
Simon is a wizard and his wife has an amazing pair of...eyes.
He is also clearly the master of the beard.
Joe Binns & his hetero-lifemate/brother-in-law Olly.
Both wizards, both huge geeks and both actually really hilarious blokes.
They're always fascinated by my gadgets and cars and they love coming to strip clubs with me and Jase even if they dont admit it.
Hannah Schwartz.
She's everyones moral compass, whether or not they want one.
She is fabulous when she's drunk and my Princess seems to like her so thats always a bonus.
Beth's nephew, Callum.
The only relative of Beth's that I actually like as he doesnt treat me like I've crawled out from under a stone.
Plus he plays a cracking game of Poker.
Oliver Campbell
The best crim I have ever met.
We all took Joe's big brother out once and it was the funniest night of my life
Thomas Campbell
Im not really that great friends with Tom but he is a decent bloke and it's hilarious to see him reacting to his brothers antics.
Which is what he's doing in this picture.
It all began when Helen Adams & James Bennett met, they married about 6 months after meeting and stayed together until the day my Father passed away. My mother has never married again but she has gotten a dog that she swears is my Dad reincarnated...
My oldest sister, Charlotte.
She lives in Brighton with her partner, Frannie and they run a small B&B that seems to attract mainly drag queens.
My second oldest sister, Jane.
She lives in Ireland with her husband, Seamus and their 3 dogs.
Jane favours Ally as she says that Ally reminds her of herself when she was young. I can see why she'd say that, Jane once punched a girl in the face for calling me ugly & broke her nose.
My 3rd oldest sister, Sarah with her daughter Ellie.
Sarah is my only sibling with kids, she has Ellie who is 20 and Bobbi, who she just had (she's pregnant with her in this picture).
Sarah lives in Leeds with her husband, Charles, who I absolutely hate because he is a middle class arse.
Yours truly, Raymond James Bennett.
Father of Mark, Ally, Zac & Seb. Married once to Beth, unfortunately that didnt work out but we're still friends.
Single, it's ok ladies, you can thank me later.
My baby sister, Emily.
She is currently in Surrey, she writes columns for some girly magazine and is currently dating a guy called Richard. It's quite serious, they just got a cat.
My ex wife, Elizabeth Victoria Reynolds.
She's still my best friend, thankfully.
I couldnt have asked for a better mother for my children. She is literally the ONLY woman I'd ever want to marry/get pregnant.
My eldest, Mark.
Potions Maestro at St Mungo's and like his father, an all around Stud muffin!
Very proud of him, he's very brainy...he must've got that from his mum.
My princess, Ally Elizabeth Bennett.
Aka my reason for living.
I love this girl with all my heart and more, there is nothing I wont do for my girl.
Whatever my girl wants, she WILL have and she knows it.
Inherited her mums looks, and her attitude for sure.
Inherited my business sense, which means she will be able to do anything she wants.
Zac, the sporty one.
Despite Ally's insistance that he bats for the other team, Im proud of my son and try my hardest to go to all his various sports events. I might miss a few but he knows Im rooting for him.
Sebastian Edward Bedworth.
Adopted son but in no way loved any less, he's an absolute amazing kid and would do anything for anyone.
Slightly strange but that just adds to his charms. He also idolises my Princess, so he is a-ok in my book.
Friends
Jason Cullen.
Our love is straight and pure.
He is the brother I never had (or wanted).
He is also my lawyer, so he knows far too much about me and therefore we can never fall out.
Henry Darcy, my friend from University.
We were in a famous band for a while, I was the talent and he was the....posh boy.
As you can also see, I have aged so much better than he has.
Simon Too-Many-Surnames.
Simon is a wizard and his wife has an amazing pair of...eyes.
He is also clearly the master of the beard.
Joe Binns & his hetero-lifemate/brother-in-law Olly.
Both wizards, both huge geeks and both actually really hilarious blokes.
They're always fascinated by my gadgets and cars and they love coming to strip clubs with me and Jase even if they dont admit it.
Hannah Schwartz.
She's everyones moral compass, whether or not they want one.
She is fabulous when she's drunk and my Princess seems to like her so thats always a bonus.
Beth's nephew, Callum.
The only relative of Beth's that I actually like as he doesnt treat me like I've crawled out from under a stone.
Plus he plays a cracking game of Poker.
Oliver Campbell
The best crim I have ever met.
We all took Joe's big brother out once and it was the funniest night of my life
Thomas Campbell
Im not really that great friends with Tom but he is a decent bloke and it's hilarious to see him reacting to his brothers antics.
Which is what he's doing in this picture.
