Lillian J Turner

[Lillian Turner]

Status: "Red Bull DOESNT give you wings - Ow"

Sex: Female
Birthday: 17th December 1993
Hometown: London
Current City: Hogwarts
Parents:
Jack Turner
Helen Turner
Siblings:
Robbie Turner
Anna Turner
Megan Turner
Rose Turner
Relationship Status: Married To: Adelle O'Connor
Interested In: Men
Looking For: Friendship, Relationship, Networking
Political Views: Emperor Zurg's Galactic Empire
Religious Views: Scientology

Activities: Staircase Surfing, Curtain Swinging, Fire Eating, Biking, Cow Tipping, General Dare Participation, Singing, Hanging out, Making a tit of myself, General Badassery
Interests: Stunts, Danger, Dramatics, Loud Noises, Bright Colours, Beards, Cardigans and Gay Guys
Music: Taking Back Sunday, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Spill Canvas, Quiet Drive, Blink 182, YouMeAtSix, Paramore, Bright Eyes, Something Corporate, Sparks The Rescue, 3OH!3, Cobra Starship, Bouncing Souls, Motion City Soundtrack etc etc
Books: Where The Wild Things Are, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, 1001 Things To Do Before You Die.
Movies: Hot Rod, Slap Shot, Waynes World, The Matrix, Labyrinth, Die Hard, Jackass. Anything really where I dont have to think.
Television: Jackass, Wild Boys, When Stunts Go Wrong, Cops, Wildest Police Chases, Wildest Animal Attacks & The People Who Survived Them. Basically anything that shows people doing epic things. Also...Shark Week

Favourite Quotations: "Whose d*ck do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?" - Bam Margera

About Me: Made of 100% awesome, I enjoy putting myself into epic amounts of danger all in the name of entertainment. I have a metal rod in my ankle & have broken every limb at least 4 times.

I like beards and eating anything sweet. In a perfect world I'd have a beard of candy floss that replenished itself after each nomming.

When Im not being epic, I like to hang out with my friends and make their lives a little brighter. I dont date, mainly because I cant tell the difference between a straight guy & a gay guy.


Education and Work:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Contact Information:
Email: [e-mail]
IM screenname: i like your beard

[Justin Biermann]

Justin Andrew Biermann has sent you a message:
Hi.

If it makes you feel any better, I can't tell the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy either.

That wasn't very funny, was it? Sorry.

When are you free this week? I say we just go ahead and get everything back to normal.

Justin

[Adelle O'Connor]

Adelle O'Connor has sent you a message:
fuck yes. i shall knit you many beautiful new socks.

my parents are going out around 7. an herbal remedy awaits you, my dear.

addie

[Lillian Turner]

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Lillian J Turner was tagged by Rose Turner in the album "Lil The Great"

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Lillian J Turner has tagged Adelle O'Connor & Justin Andrew Biermann in the album "Favourites"

[Adelle O'Connor]

Adelle O'Connor has written on your wall:

happy birthday, love. we're going on an adventure over the holiday, i've just decided.

and i need to buy you a drink asap.

addie

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner has replied to your post:

Thanks my wife, I cannot wait for the adventure. I need an adventure!

Drink you say? Im there, no seriously, Im like right behind you.
Seriously.
Boo.

[Elena Biermann]

Elena Biermann has written on your wall:

Happy Birthday Lil T! If awesome was liquefied and put into a bottle it would be you. I have an awesome birthday gift I think you might like, but hey if you don't drinks are on me anyways. I got paid for giving lollipops to old ladies and continuing to steer children in the wrong direction as usual last weekend, and Justin says I never do anything for the community....

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner has replied to your post:
ELENA! You're adorable and you speaketh the truth, I would TOTALLY be bottled awesome.

You didnt have to get me a gift but YEEHA! I love gifts and I will be happy with anything you've bought me, Im appreciative like that.
Can I have lollipops? My mum tells me I cant have them but parents are there to be ignored, right?

Bless his little cotton socks, Justin sometimes doesnt know what he's talking about...but thats why we all like him purely as a friend.

[Rose Turner]

Rose Turner has written on your wall:
Lilliphant, I love you.
Just sayin' xx

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner has changed her profile picture.

Lillian J Turner has updated her status:

Lillian J Turner is pretty confident she mixed up her dye bottles

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Lillian J Turner was tagged in the album 'Pink isnt orange'.

[Adelle O'Connor]

Adelle O'Connor has commented on your photo:
woman, don't even pretend like that's not awesome. i want a green mohawk.

[Justin Biermann]

[UNSENT MESSAGE]
How do you expect to find a respectable, professional career

Justin Andrew Biermann has commented on your photo:
It looks good, Lillian.

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner has replied to your comment:
I can do you a green dye, no probs sweet wife of mine. Im also like, 76% sure I can do you a successful mohawk that will make your mother shit actual bricks.

Lillian J Turner has replied to your comment:
Aaw, thanks Lagerdude! No comments on how I'll never find an actual job with coloured hair or how I'll bald before Im 30? Colour me impressed! I shall tell Lagerdudette that you are definitely the cool sibling in your family. Hogsmeade weekend soon, you need to get your arse up and visit me, I have an epic scar to show you.

[Justin Biermann]

Justin Andrew Biermann has replied to your comment:
I suspect I'll be going grey before I'm thirty, so at least we'll both have moral support. But yeah, sure. Three Broomsticks? And hey, you can come hang around here in Manchester for a bit when you're done school. Clear it with your parents, but I assume they trust me implicitly (?).

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner has changed her profile picture.



Lillian J Turner has updated her status:
Status: "Lillian J Turner just drank a whole gallon of grape juice. Hoping for purple pee."