Jason Cullen

[Jason Cullen]

Status: "Jason Cullen is hungover. Those shots=not a good idea. Mike, please go and die... so you know how it feels like to be me at the moment."

Sex: Why, who’s offering? Joking aside, I’m pretty sure I’m male. ;)
Birthday: 20th November 1974
Siblings:
Peyton Cullen
Hometown: Bristol
Current City: London baby!
Relationship Status: single
Interested In: women
Looking For: ‘love in all the wrong places, no fine girls just ugly faces’ (sorry, opportunity to quote lyrics)
Political Views: Cameron is an absolute twat but the Tories do good things for rich people so y’know
Religious Views: Agnostic

Activities: talking crap and earning money for it, drinking, girls… the holy trinity, of course.
Interests: being a lawyer, women, fast cars, poker, stupid gadgets... the usual.
Music: I like a bit of good ol’ Queen, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Boston, David Bowie, Madness, The Specials, The Jam, The Clash
Books: I’m not a huge reader, unless it’s full of useful case studies I’m not really interested (and even if it is I still might not be). I like easy-going but funny books, think Hitchhiker’s Guide and stuff like that.
Movies: The Godfather, Psycho, Goodfellas, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Inglourious Basterds, James Bond films, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Die Hard, Animal House, Anchorman, The Hangover, Shaun of the Dead.
Television: 8 Out of 10 Cats, Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, You Have Been Watching, Newswipe

Favourite Quotations:
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." --Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(Never have truer words been spoken... or written rather.)

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what." --Gregory House, House
(I very much like House's way of thinking.)

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." --Michael Corleone, The Godfather Part II
(Aye, aye, will do!)

About Me: Sup, stalkers? Jason Cullen here, 6 foot 4, owner of brown hair and a pair of baby blues. Kick-ass lawyer by day; the most-charming-bloke-you’ll-ever-meet by night. ;) Seriously. And if you don’t believe me, I’ll just have to prove it to you sometime.

Despite popular belief I am not narcissistic or nearly as selfish as people would tell you- look, I’m sharing the wonder that is myself with you through the medium of the Internet, that’s a completely selfless act on my part. ;) Now how about you do something selfless and contact me… if you’re of the female variety, even better!

Education and Work:
2002- present
Smythe-Jones, Walker & Holmes
Lawyer

1998-2001
Watson & Co.
Lawyer

1992- 1998
Thompson & Taylor
Trainee Lawyer

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Class of 1985-92

Contact Information:
[e-mail]
07892333976
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Jason has tagged Hannah Schwartz in the album "Let the Good Times Roll aka Nights Out & Shit"


Jason has tagged Juliet Tancredi in the album "Let the Good Times Roll aka Nights Out & Shit"

[Professor Freeman]

Geoffrey Freeman has added you as a friend:
Hey, sorry for calling you a dick and that. No hard feelings? -Geoff

[Hannah Schwartz]

Hannah Schwartz has commented on your status:
Ouch! Remember to drink lots of water, and try some orange juice for vitamin C!

[michaeltancredi]

[teal]Michael Tancredi[/teal] has commented on your status:
Hey! It’s not my fault I have such a great tolerance for alcohol I never knew about. Must have been all those Hogwarts parties I snuck off too… that I barely remember… still not sure if that’s a good thing.

[blue]Michael Tancredi[/blue] has added you as a friend:
And don’t tell my sister I went out drinking with you, she thinks you’re corrupting me.

[Juliet Tancredi]

Juliet Tancredi liked your status.

Juliet Tancredi has commented on your status:
You deserve it, Cullen, for corrupting my little brother. If you turn him into a dick like you are, I WILL rip your balls off.

[michaeltancredi]

[teal]Michael Tancredi[/teal] has commented on your status:
She really will too, better keep the crown jewels as far away from her as possible... and yes that is simultaneously my passive way of being overprotective of my sister.

[Jason Cullen]

Jason Cullen has commented on his status:
Thank you for the advice Hannah, I shall try the whole orange juice thing... gotta keep healthy with those vitamins, even when you feel like death. Mike- you're superhuman and those shots were a killer. I am NEVER doing shot contests with you, or any hot women who happen to be around, ever again. Your sister already knows and she would indeed be right in thinking that. Jules, Jules, Jules... I am not a dick, if I was a dick why would you continue to hang out with me? Exactly, case closed. My balls are really none of your business but it's good to know you can't wait to get your hands on them. ;)

[Hannah Schwartz]

Hannah Schwartz commented on your status:
Also, put a cold compress on your forehead and stop corrupting Michael!!

[Jason Cullen]

Jason Cullen[/color] has commented on his status:
Awww Schwartz, do you always have to be so helpful and right? :S It's extremely difficult to not do what you ask because you've got that whole shiny 'genuinly good-hearted person' thing going on. Damn. You really suck you know that? :P

[Jason Cullen]

Jason has changed his profile picture.

Jason has tagged Juliet Tancredi in the album "Let the Good Times Roll aka Nights Out & Shit"

Jason has updated his status.

"Jason Cullen still can't believe how ill thought-out Jules' Halloween costume was, practicalities-wise. Note to all: If you want to dress up as a 't-rex'... don't, it will be surprisingly difficult to drink alcohol (or anything for that matter) without a helping hand.

((ooc: After the awesomeness that was that episode of Community I had to bring it here, I just had to!))

[Hannah Schwartz]

Hannah Schwartz has written on your wall:

Have you recovered from your birthday yet? :)

[Jason Cullen]

Jason Cullen[/color] has replied to Hannah's comment:
Heyyyyy Schwartz! Thanks for the concern and I'd have to say, mostly, yes I have recovered... or at least the room has stopped spinning now. That's a good step towards sobriety isn't it? (And proof of a hell of a good birthday!) Anyways, I'll be my usual bright-and-breezy, ever-lovely self at work tomorrow. ;)

[Hannah Schwartz]

Hannah Schwartz has written on your wall:

Since you replied to this, I presume that you at some point found your way back home at least, which is always encouraging!

I look forward to it, Gramps. We ought to make the most of these last few years together before your retirement. ;)

[Oliver Campbell]

Oliver Campbell wrote on your wall:
You know how they say that when you sleep with someone, it's like you're sleeping with everyone they've ever slept with?

Well, I think we've slept with so many of the same people that we're technically in a committed relationship at this point. So I'd like to wish you a happy anniversary of the first time we both separately hooked up with Kate with the weird mole. I hope this is as special for you as it is for me.

[Victoria Walker]

Victoria Walker has written on your wall:
The world wept when you were born, and it was not out of joy... happy birthday.