Adelle O'Connor

[Adelle O'Connor]

Status: "Adelle O'Connor is going on a field mission to egypt. cursebreakers, motherfucker."

Sex: Female
Birthday: 10 June 1994
Siblings:
Matthew O'Connor
Evelyn O'Connor
Bradley O'Connor
Lucia O'Connor
Relationship Status: Married to Lillian J Turner
Interested In: no one.
Looking For: peace.
Political Views: all glory to the hypnotoad.
Religious Views: atheist.

Activities: potions. astronomy. ancient runes. arithmancy. homemade bong-making (make bongs not bombs). plotting vengeance. knitting. biking.
Interests: weird medical shit. salvador dali's moustache. entomology. feminism. cats.
Music: le tigre. bikini kill. sleater-kinney. joan jett. gossip. peaches. chicks on speed. lesbians on ecstasy. janelle monae. erykah badu. m.i.a. nicki minaj.
Books: the portable dorothy parker. the bell jar. the handmaid's tale. the second sex. the god delusion. the tenant of wildfell hall. mrs dalloway. ghost world. persepolis. maus. strangers in paradise. all things edward gorey.
Movies: big lebowski. reefer madness. heathers. harold & kumar. election. rushmore. rocky horror. beyond the valley of the dolls. amazon women on the moon. female trouble. pink flamingos... p much anything john waters.
Television: strangers with candy. look around you. the mighty boosh. peep show. flight of the conchords. daria.

Favourite Quotations:
i don't have low self-esteem. i have low esteem for everyone else.
- daria

look, all i'm saying is if you still want to smoke pot, then be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends.
- geoffrey jellineck, strangers with candy

About Me:
adelle o'connor
don't shit on her
or you will surely
be a goner.

Education and Work:
2012-Present: Cursebreaker

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry '12

Contact Information:
IM Screen Name(s): patient etherised
Email: [e-mail]
Mobile Phone: [phone]

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Adelle has tagged Matthew O'Connor in the album "That Guy Ron's Party".

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on your wall:
"Did I leave my socks at your house? I'd come ask you this in person but Im grounded fo' lyfe apparently. Lagerdude hasnt got in touch...but then why would he? I havent magically grown a penis but Im definitely looking into it. Love you Wife of mine.
Lil x"

[Adelle O'Connor]

Adelle O'Connor sent Lillian J Turner a private message:
goddammit woman, always leaving your socks lying around. one of these days i'm gonna ask for a divorce! by which i mean: i ran your socks through the wash to purge any lingering party debauchery, and they should be arriving by owl asap.

ha. well hey, i'm p. sure there's a nice neon green strap-on in the big bag o' sex toys elena gave me... i kid. enjoy your magical penis.

honestly, if he can't sack up and talk to you it's his problem, not yours. fuck it, you know? if you need to sneak out of the house, let me know. the o'connor method is infallible.

love,
your long-suffering wife

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner sent Adelle O'Connor a private message:
"Socks received gratefully, sent you a little something back that you might want to accept in private. It'll make your family bearable for a few hours until it wears off. Im going all Steve McQueen and busting out, meet you at yours for some medicinal relief?
Love,
Your pain in the ass but oh so loveable wife x"

[Sebastian Bedworth]

Seb Bedworth has written on your wall:

Bonjour.
Thats all the French I know.
I was wondering if you'd like to come on the Knight Bus with me sometime, I have a spare ticket & you enjoy bus rides like me.
I'd even buy you a refreshment of your choosing?
Let me know, the ticket is valid until October.
Seb x

[Adelle O'Connor]

(ooc: just imagine that it took her a ridiculously long time to reply... writing and re-writing her comment until it sounded appropriately nonchalant :P)

Adelle O'Connor replied to Seb:
i do enjoy bus rides.

i tutor potions from 10-noon, but other than that i'm free whenever.

so, okay. let's go. allons-y.

[Adelle O'Connor]

Adelle has updated her status:

Adelle O'Connor is fo shizz up the spout. i don't know who the father is. sorry, mum and dad.

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on your wall:
OH MY WIFE!
TIS YOUR B-DAY
SO I SAY
HAPPIEST OF BDAYS TO YOU!
IM COMING TO GET YOU!
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, YES PLURAL, THATS HOW WILD YOUR RIDE IS GOING TO BE!
I HAVE A MUGGLE CAR!
LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU xx

[Matthew O'Connor]

Matthew O'Connor has written on your wall:
OMG ADDIE... WE'RE OFFICIALLY OLD NOW... well another year older. Damnit, those prayers threats to God about keeping me 16 forever clearly didn't work. I for one am thoroughly disappointed.

So to help get me out of this encroaching depression I think you ought to humour me by joining me to celebrate our expulsion from our dear old madre. What say you womb mate? :)

[Justin Biermann]

Justin Biermann wrote on you wall:
Er. Lil... do you have a driving license?

Happy Birthday, you two.

[Adelle O'Connor]

Adelle O'Connor wrote on her wall:
a. love you, darling wife.

b. meet me outside in ten, mi hermano. did you pass your apparition test? i lost an eyebrow and landed on an old man. which is apparently frowned upon.

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on you wall:
A driving license? Nah, it's all good though...trust me Lagerdude!

I failed my apparition test as well, splinched my hand but it was well cool, blood everywhere!

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on you wall:
Happiest of birthdays to my favourite of Wifes. I retook my apparition test & refailed it, so I'm knightbussing it to you, get your gladrags on because I have forealsies booked us a table at Little Cortisan Bistro.
Love to you, see you soon for Lobster & caviar. Xx

[Adelle O'Connor]

Adelle O'Connor wrote on her wall:
lobster and caviar? well hot damn. guess i have to put out.

love you lil, thanks for the best 18th a girl could ask for. matthew can suck it.

[Matthew O'Connor]

Matthew O'Connor has written on your wall:
I for one cannot believe you dumped me yesterday for your wife... seriously, blood thicker than water, remember that saying womb-mate-of-mine? :P

That being said, look at us Addie, we're grown up!... which, idk about you but, is a hella scary thing to comprehend rn. Love you sis, do me a favour and keep being so awesomely you, yeah? :)