Justin Andrew Biermann

[Justin Biermann]

Status: "Justin Andrew Biermann cannot believe his sister convinced him to get a Facebook."

Sex: Male
Birthday: 5th September 1991
Family:
Lars Biermann (Father)
Elena Biermann (Sister)
Hometown: Manchester
Current City: London
Interested In: Men
Looking For: Networking
Political Views: Labour Party
Religious Views: Catholic

Activities: Brewing Beer, Quidditch, Football, Lacrosse, Rowing, Debate, Dueling, Werewolf Advocacy, Goblin Rights, Public Service, Public Speaking, Chess
Interests: History, Beer, Politics, Environmentalism, Watching Sports (My Teams: Chudley Cannons, Manchester City)
Books: Catch-22, The Brothers Karamazov, The Sun Also Rises, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
Movies: Apocalypse Now, Frost/Nixon, A Single Man, In the Loop, Blood Diamond, City of God, Good Night and Good Luck, Warrior, Inception, Attenborough docs
Television: I don't watch much. I like Game of Thrones.

About Me: I'm just this guy, you know?

Education and Work:
2013-Present: Barista, The Coffee Bean, Diagon Alley
2011-Present: Bartender, O'Connor's, Hogsmeade
2010-2012: Auror Trainee
Summer 2009: Lifeguard
Summer 2008: Intern, Department of Magical Games and Sports

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry '10
St. Mary's Roman Catholic Primary School '03

Contact Information:
IM Screen Name(s): lager on tap
Email: [e-mail]

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner has sent you a message:
Strangely, it did make me feel a little better. A gay guy with a faulty gaydar? Talk about ironic.
Im supposed to be grounded but when has parent imposed punishment ever stopped me before? Saturday is good for me, wanna go sock shopping? Its my newest hobby.
Officially adopting you as my GBF (gay best friend) and if you ever need a 'beard', well you should have me on speed dial.
Laters Lagerdude x

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on your wall:
GO LAGERDUDE, ITS YOU BUFFDAY, WE GON PARTY LIKE ITS YO BUFFDAY, WE GON DRINK BACARDI LIKE ITS YO BUFFDAY!!

I, personally, am THRILLED that 9 months prior to this day all those years ago, your parents decided to do the nasty and be lax with contraception Drinks later? We could do cocktails & show tunes? Your choice!
Lil x

[Elena Biermann]

[blue]Elena Biermann[/blue] has written on your wall:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you liked the card and the gift I sent you. Party tonight or drinks with Lil, cus she's awesome, & friends? I will fully allow you to nitpick and give me advice on anything potentially dangerous that I'm doing... and actually do what you tell me.

Love,
Elena xoxo

[Justin Biermann]

Justin Andrew Biermann replied to Lillian J Turner:
But then how will we find time for makeovers and shoe shopping? Priorities, Turner.

Disturbing mental images involving my parents aside, thank you. Honestly, I don't need a huge celebration or anything, but drinks sound good.

Justin Andrew Biermann replied to Elena Biermann:
Thanks, Elena. That is honestly the best gift anyone could have given me. Looks like we're doing drinks tonight; I'll text you with the details.

[Justin Biermann]

Justin has updated his status:

Justin Andrew Biermann is holding an honorary Oktoberfest tonight at 9. Insane amounts of beer.

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on your wall:
Oktoberfest you say? Count me in Lagerdude, I am all for getting trashed on exotic beers. Remind me to show you the latest scar, it's a good'un

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on your wall:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDIESTOFTHELAGERIEST!

Seriously, happy birthday Lagerdude! If you happen to see a large cake outside your work today, APPROACH IT! Trust me, you'll LOVE IT!

(ooc. yes...Lillian is going to wait outside his work all day hidden inside a cake for him)

[Justin Biermann]

Justin Andrew Biermann wrote on his wall:
Thanks, Lil. Again... sorry my first instinct was to disarm you. I probably should have checked my messages.

Justin Andrew Biermann updated his status:
Status: "Justin Andrew Biermann cannot take another karaoke night. Someone please shoot me in the head."

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner posted a photo on your wall:

Love ya! xx

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on your wall:
For the record Lagerdude, you're my favourite too <3 Drink more often, your feelings like being spewed all over the sms superhighway

[Justin Biermann]

Justin Andrew Biermann wrote on his wall:
Judging by the texts I sent after 3AM, some of my feelings would rather stay buried inside under layers of sarcasm than end up in another hetero inbox.

I meant it, though. You really are my favourite.

For the record, my decision to never drink again lasted roughly five minutes.

[Lillian Turner]

Lillian J Turner wrote on your wall:
GUESS WHO I JUST SAW IN STARBUCKS?!

That absolute bollocknosed twat, Nathan! He looked at me, he actually looked at me so I did what you'd want me to do and I stood up with my arms out & said "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME, BITCH?!" then he shook his head and my mum told me to sit down, then he walked off. I shouted "DIDNT THINK SO, BITCHTITS!" and then zigzag clicked, he was terrified. My mum was mortified and I got asked to leave. Sad that Im banned from yet another Starbucks.

[Justin Biermann]

Justin Andrew Biermann wrote on his wall:
1. Starbucks sucks anyway. It's just mediocre, overly complicated coffee and muzak peddled to douchebags 'working on their novels' peddled by evil corporate overlords to crowd out hardworking, independent local business owners.
2. I'm not sure calling him 'bitchtits' was exactly what I had in mind?
3. ...though I can't say I don't appreciate it, all the same.