Show me your... pinboards!

[Jason Cullen]

((ooc: I have waaaay too much fun making these so, hey, if you wanna join in the fun, here's a blank template. Credit to sxc.hu))

Despite what you may think from first impression of my pinboard (which is clearly an extension of my soul or whatever) I am a very organised man I'll have you know.

It's true, that collection of photos on there is actually organised very carefully into groups... anyone who can guess those groupings wins a prize.

So come on, get your pins pinboards out.

[Peyton Sawyer]

A prize? What kind of prize? Ah well here it goes...

On the upper and lower left corner you have family- otherwise known as me- then it pools into your friends around the note saying call Hannah about the deposition.

Working up from the bottom right corner you have what I'm guessing are your conquests, those petite and hot blondes, and other girls of which you have their phone numbers strewn about the board, and what you’ve done with them I don’t even want to begin to imagine. Those pictures pool into your work colleagues, or people you sometimes work with, otherwise known as Hannah the lawyer, and Amanda the journalist/reporter.

Then last but certainly not least you have the woman you married, Paige the Healer, the redhead in the bottom left hand corner. And moving towards the heart of your pinboard (pun very intended) you have Victoria the one that got away.

Did I win?

[Jason Cullen]

*sigh*

Damnit Goldilocks! You just... you just know me too well. And you know what your prize is? The satisfaction of being right... now that is a wonderful feeling, isn't it? Why don't you bask in that warm, fuzzy glow for a while before it inevitably fades away?

Hey, hey, hey I don't want to imagine your personal life either, sis, so y'know, we're on common ground there! And, to be honest, you're the most photogenic and innocent of us Cullen kids, so you get cute pics on my pinboard... you should feel honoured, sis, that's completely a compliment. Yep, I screwed it up with Paige and yes I know "I suck" or whatever. I completely don't get the pun either Pey... *cough*

[Hannah Schwartz]

Well, aren't I proud to be the one woman you're meant to call who gets the fine honour of an actual first name!


Signed,
Short brunette from work

[Ally Bennett]

What? No pictures of your favourite non niece? I am disappointed in you Jason, especially after all those times you tried to hit on me.
I suppose you get like, 5 points for having my Dad on there, your bromance is true.

[Jason Cullen]

Haha so you should be... besides you are so much more than the 'short brunette from work', you're the 'short, cute brunette from work' - maaaajor difference- don't devalue yourself.

Ally, I felt it would be deeply inappropriate to have a picture of my friends' young daughter on my pinboard, you know? Besides, I'd really hate having to explain to your father why the hell I even had a photo of you in the first place... besides, I do NOT hit on you, I don't! Just because I talk to you. This reply is getting way too 'high school' isn't it? I just don't hit on you, if it comes across that way... well I can't help it. Aaanyways, of course our bromance is true, there's never been a bromance like ours, knit together through mutual love of poker and fine beer... I tell you, that's the staple of real friendships.

[Hannah Schwartz]

Don't get cute with me when I'm trying to make you a better person!

[Jason Cullen]

But Hannah, Hannah, Hannah... how can I become a better person when I'm already just this damn amazing?!

[Peyton Sawyer]

Do I have to spray you with a spray bottle again brother? Naughty, naughty, naughty kitty! Yes, I call him kitty or kitty cat or puss or pussy cat because he takes as much time grooming his hair as a cat does with their coat. Seriously Tabby spends all day on her mane- and she has short hair, remind you of anyone?

And hitting on a girl ages with me… I can’t even, nope there’s nothing I can say to that, really Jase…

[Jason Cullen]

Pey... just... shut upppppppppp, you're ruining my 'cool guy' image. Besides, it's not fair you've got Cassius, Emmett and Jasper and even Dad to call me that and it's not even accurate because I don't spend that much time on my hair at all. Nope. But I suppose being likened to a cute cat of all things is almost a compliment, I'm gonna take it that way anyway sis.

But I didn't! Despite what people may say, Goldilocks, I do have an understanding of what is legal and/or unacceptable when it comes to dating/hitting on women. Seriously I totally respect the laws out there... Just had to clear that up right now while I have the chance.

[Peyton Sawyer]

Have I ruined your street cred? Aww I'm sorry kitty- I mean Jase. *insert mischievous smile here* It's not my fault that Kitty is a catchy nickname. It's like Freckles or bubbles it's fun to say. And yes, you do take that long on your hair. Seriously I think you're worst than Tabitha, at least she spends loads of time playing with cat toys and running around your feet?

Sure Jase, sure... no one believes you!

[Hannah Schwartz]

Jun 10, 2010 14:57:50 GMT -6 Jason Cullen said:

But Hannah, Hannah, Hannah... how can I become a better person when I'm already just this damn amazing?!

Anyone can become a better person with proper work and determination. And flashcards! Pop a few of those nice young ladies' names on flashcards, and you'll have them learned up in no time!

[Jason Cullen]

Yes you have Pey and stop it, stop trying to do that 'cute little sister' act, it won't work on me this time. It is NOT fun to say, it's humiliating. And okay, look, fine I'll admit I do take some time over my hair on a morning but you have no idea how long it takes to achieve the perfect bedhead look. Seriously, I suffer to look this great all the time.

Hey, hey, Schwartz, look at your pinboard there looking all rich with culture and travel and profound sayings... I feel terrible now. Oh and the only problem with your great suggestion to pop their names on flashcards, I'm uh... not entirely 100% certain on all of their names... what? They mumbled when they introduced themselves I swear, and you know I didn't want to be the terrible person and have to ask them again and make them feel bad for mumbling in the first place. There's only so many times a guy can say 'huh what?' in a conversation before he looks just plain rude and-

Oh damnit! Urgh, what a way to make me feel like a terrible person Hannah! You really have that down, you know?

[Peyton Sawyer]

Alright, alright, sheesh, no need to get your knickers in a bunch. Well, your hair does look pretty good but but don't let that go to your head. Love you too brother.

[Victoria Walker]

Jason… how nice of you to put me at the heart of your pinboard. I’m sorry to say, actually I’m not that the only pictures I put up of you were ones of utter humiliation. To better remember you making a complete arse out of yourself,
otherwise I might not remember you at all. As you can see I know what’s at the heart of my pinboard.

Hannah, don’t listen to him, Jason will never become awesome and he will never remember the name of a slag.
You best write them down and feed him the answers as need be.

((ooc: sorry Victoria is so bitchy, but I couldn't resist posting her pinboard.))