Post by Professor Binns on Feb 27, 2010 9:08:32 GMT -6
Welcome to the Binns family album, Im sure you'll have terrific amounts of fun.
~Family~
Joseph & Mary Binns.
He was a historian, she was working in Florish & Blotts when their eyes met over the dusty pages of 'History Most Horrid', they courted for a while before marrying and doing the fandango, thus creating my brothers & I.
Dixon Binns.
Dixon is the oldest of us, his seniority can be judged by his facial hair. His moustache is clearly a sign of maturity & power.
His brown jacket is clearly a sign of impeccable style.
William Binns.
As you can see, his moustache is still rather impressive but unfortunately not quite as impressive as his brothers. This is because he is 2nd oldest.
His hairstyle is very vintage, as are most of his morals and views of women.
Vincent Binns.
The middle child and look, he has completely avoided the facial hair aging system to try and throw everyone off. Thoroughly likes dinosaurs and metal things with lights on them. Im thinking of making him a metal dinosaur with lights on it, I will be crowned best brother then.
Alex Binns.
The playboy of the Binns family, he is classed as a bit of a stud though I like to think of him more as a french duke who sits on cushions eating soft cheeses. He has foregone the facial hair aging system in favour of wooing the ladies, he likes to pretend he's younger to attract them.
I am trying to educate him with comics but so far his brain is filled with anatomy & how to fix it.
Joseph Binns.
That is me. I havent got the facial hair age system worked out properly but that is because I am the youngest and therefore not ready for the responsibility of full moustache upkeep.
I was completely unplanned, which is why I have been lumbered with the same name as my old Dad. I thought I'd honour him and carry on the family tradition of being a historian, I plan to get Luke to follow on as well.
Daisy Binns (nee Steiner).
I met this gorgeous girl on my first day at Hogwarts and decided then that Id either marry her or stalk her until she loved me back. Luckily for me, I only had to stalk her for 6 years before she decided to give me a chance.
I'd give her my last jaffa cake for sure.
Luke & Leia Binns.
Long awaited offspring though there was ample fun to be had trying!
If I had one jaffa cake left (after giving Daisy the other one), I would split it between the two of them to share and hope for a crumb or two to fall off for me.
Colin Binns.
He's quite the little character. Was supposed to be Daisy's dog but he prefers me, I guess my soft chubby bits are more comfortable. Not quite sure of his age, he seems very young and puppy like....but he has an epic dog-tash, confused!
~Friends & Etc~
Elizabeth Bennett (nee Reynolds).
Daisy's best friend and a damn good friend of mine as well.
In this picture you can see Daisy has kept the picture of Beth with her first husband (Raymond Bennett) as well as the picture of her with her new husband (Angelo Bravin). Both men are good friends of mine, I work with Angelo (2nd husband) and Raymond (1st husband) is a muggle and has the most impressive array of devices & gadgets.
David Carlyle (& I).
I have known David since school, we were founders of the ill fated GBMFA (Galactic Beings & Magic Folk Alliance), the one meeting we did have was rather fun until the beatings started. He is now a Professor alongside me at Hogwarts, so there's plenty of chances for us to arrange a reformation.
Geoff Freeman.
A hardworker & intelligent man, with many excellent opinions on a wide array of things. Apart from the fact he quite likes 'those prequels', he is forgiven as he wasnt there from the beginning, he doesnt know what it was like.
Myself, Daisy, Daisy's mum Marsha, Daisy's brother Olly & my childhood best friend Pete.
Christmas party Im sure, though it could be just a basic day at the in laws house. These boys are my all time best friends and Marsha is the best mother in law I could have hoped for.
Pete, Olly & I.
This wasnt halloween or anything, we were just showing Daisy how good we are at being the undead.
I love that woman, she puts up with so much from my friends & I.
Daisy will no doubt add to this at a later date, feel free to anyone else to add pictures of any of us
~Family~
Joseph & Mary Binns.
He was a historian, she was working in Florish & Blotts when their eyes met over the dusty pages of 'History Most Horrid', they courted for a while before marrying and doing the fandango, thus creating my brothers & I.
Dixon Binns.
Dixon is the oldest of us, his seniority can be judged by his facial hair. His moustache is clearly a sign of maturity & power.
His brown jacket is clearly a sign of impeccable style.
William Binns.
As you can see, his moustache is still rather impressive but unfortunately not quite as impressive as his brothers. This is because he is 2nd oldest.
His hairstyle is very vintage, as are most of his morals and views of women.
Vincent Binns.
The middle child and look, he has completely avoided the facial hair aging system to try and throw everyone off. Thoroughly likes dinosaurs and metal things with lights on them. Im thinking of making him a metal dinosaur with lights on it, I will be crowned best brother then.
Alex Binns.
The playboy of the Binns family, he is classed as a bit of a stud though I like to think of him more as a french duke who sits on cushions eating soft cheeses. He has foregone the facial hair aging system in favour of wooing the ladies, he likes to pretend he's younger to attract them.
I am trying to educate him with comics but so far his brain is filled with anatomy & how to fix it.
Joseph Binns.
That is me. I havent got the facial hair age system worked out properly but that is because I am the youngest and therefore not ready for the responsibility of full moustache upkeep.
I was completely unplanned, which is why I have been lumbered with the same name as my old Dad. I thought I'd honour him and carry on the family tradition of being a historian, I plan to get Luke to follow on as well.
Daisy Binns (nee Steiner).
I met this gorgeous girl on my first day at Hogwarts and decided then that Id either marry her or stalk her until she loved me back. Luckily for me, I only had to stalk her for 6 years before she decided to give me a chance.
I'd give her my last jaffa cake for sure.
Luke & Leia Binns.
Long awaited offspring though there was ample fun to be had trying!
If I had one jaffa cake left (after giving Daisy the other one), I would split it between the two of them to share and hope for a crumb or two to fall off for me.
Colin Binns.
He's quite the little character. Was supposed to be Daisy's dog but he prefers me, I guess my soft chubby bits are more comfortable. Not quite sure of his age, he seems very young and puppy like....but he has an epic dog-tash, confused!
~Friends & Etc~
Elizabeth Bennett (nee Reynolds).
Daisy's best friend and a damn good friend of mine as well.
In this picture you can see Daisy has kept the picture of Beth with her first husband (Raymond Bennett) as well as the picture of her with her new husband (Angelo Bravin). Both men are good friends of mine, I work with Angelo (2nd husband) and Raymond (1st husband) is a muggle and has the most impressive array of devices & gadgets.
David Carlyle (& I).
I have known David since school, we were founders of the ill fated GBMFA (Galactic Beings & Magic Folk Alliance), the one meeting we did have was rather fun until the beatings started. He is now a Professor alongside me at Hogwarts, so there's plenty of chances for us to arrange a reformation.
Geoff Freeman.
A hardworker & intelligent man, with many excellent opinions on a wide array of things. Apart from the fact he quite likes 'those prequels', he is forgiven as he wasnt there from the beginning, he doesnt know what it was like.
Myself, Daisy, Daisy's mum Marsha, Daisy's brother Olly & my childhood best friend Pete.
Christmas party Im sure, though it could be just a basic day at the in laws house. These boys are my all time best friends and Marsha is the best mother in law I could have hoped for.
Pete, Olly & I.
This wasnt halloween or anything, we were just showing Daisy how good we are at being the undead.
I love that woman, she puts up with so much from my friends & I.
Daisy will no doubt add to this at a later date, feel free to anyone else to add pictures of any of us