Heather's Photo Album

[Heather McAvoy]

Welcome to my photo album, the new (this is a newer photo album for those who are interested) and the old, each and every one in these albums are special to me in some way, whether they were the lovely person that decided to smile at me that day or my very best friend. Though I can not say if these pictures will delight you as much as they have delighted me over the years.

First the family:



Ned, my oldest brother, as only I know him. Yes he laughs, yells, makes funny faces and every once in a while (all the time when no one is looking) pretends to be a superhero. Seriously... I have his jedi light saber fighting/dance/moves on tap somewhere. Really, that home film is HILARIOUS! But I've already embarrassed him enough so I won't post his jedi photos- he's got the real authentic clothes and everything.



Brody, the second oldest, really a great guy. He's smarter than he looks folks!

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These are photos from an old photo album, but some of my favourite.

When I was younger there were a lot of men in my life.



From Jack (left) to Mickey (right), but no one did it quite like Eric.



He may not look like much with his big ears and goofy grin. He had the most unadorned appearance of all my boyfriends, his short brown hair worn close to the skull and his endless supply of leather jackets, dark trousers, heavy boots, and various v-neck jumpers could put any mother off him. Being that I dated him while I was 18 & 19 and he was quite a few years my senior left my mum a bit frazzled over the whole thing. (Apparently I had a thing for guys a wee bit older.) Mum even tried flirting with him a bit the first time he stepped through the door not knowing that we were together, to be fair, we weren’t ‘together-together’ at the time.



Eric Harkness, my first love. I had boyfriends before him obviously but he was the first guy I ever fell in love with. He was a bit older than me, but no matter, he had gorgeous blue eyes and a beautiful way about him. Eric was always an enabler, encouraging others to act upon their more positive impulses, something I never had difficulty with, probably why we got on so well. Others often credit him with making them better people and I am no except.

After swearing off men, at least in that way for two years I met David, actually we met before right after Eric, through my brother Ned (who you will see later no doubt), and became best friends instantly, and much more than that later on. David is probably the most significant person in this photo album (other than my family of course) because he made such a huge impact on my life, for the better I assure you.



Meet David Carlyle, (and me of course), we were the best of friends, he got me out of trouble loads of times, had a sexy Scottish accent and really good hair, and most importantly made me laugh until my belly ached.



We had some of the best of times together, Halloween was particularly great. On the left we went to a party, I was a French maid and David was James Bond, I think. On the right we actually found a police box and pretended it was the TARDIS while being ‘Rose Tyler & The Doctor,’ that was very possibly the best Halloween ever!



Conventions were a huge hit with him, I liked accompanying him on his various travels whether it was for business or pleasure. Probably because he made me laugh so and we had a marvelously good time, no one ever seemed to mind that I was there either, that was lucky. Besides he always looked good in a kilt, or a suit aye? And look how tiny I am comparatively, hehe.



We traveled a lot together, I love this picture, and the place was fantastic, though I was bloody cold. Dunno how David could lend me his jacket, but he did, being the perfect gentleman I suppose.



That man could seriously make me laugh. David made you feel like you were special, everyone he touched he made their lives better, made you feel remarkable, a little less ordinary. The best part though was the dancing, and it was epic, he is fantastic.

[Rosemary Andrews]

Hey hun, reckon I could trade you some of my embarrassing photos of Ned in exchange for that jedi video? I feel that would be fair for everyone. With the possible exception of Ned.

[Ned McAvoy]

he's got the real authentic clothes and everything.

Heatherrrrrrr, shut uppppppp, you're completely ruining my street cred!! Besides it's SO NOT TRUE. And I cannot believe that you, of all people, Ms Rosemary Lily Andrews would seek to further embarass me... I am very sad, you two.

That being said, great pics Heather! You could do without quite so many of that Eric bloke (okay I'll admit, I never liked him purely because he was dating you) buuuuuuuuut I think David might receive a nice wee ego boost from all the pics you have of him. Though, tbh, his head is already big enough (if we're counting his hair which we obviously are) so there's no need to make it any bigger. Joking, sis, I love that you have so many photos, it's nice to capture memories and stuff.

Edit:

I've decided you're making David look too cool. I decided to dig out a couple of photos that might make you reasses his sanity because, seriously, wearing pyjamas and a dressing gown in public while walking down busy streets? Whyyyyy?! Also he has a scrawny behind that he was showing me for no apparent reason... I think some girl commented he had 'no meat' on him, he tried to prove he had some 'on his arse' as he put it. He failed to convince her or me though.

[Heather McAvoy]

b]YES[/b], we must! Must embarrass you I mean! Aah Ned, stop being such a party pooper, we all know you have no ego to crush in the first place.

Haha! I forgot about those pictures, they are stuffed somewhere in the bottom of my photo album in the ‘funny moments’ section. The pyjamas and dressing gown wearing in public was my fault. Seriously though I doubt David minded, but we did stay up all night (in our pyjamas, honestly we meant to go to sleep) and then walked to breakfast really early in the morning. No one but us would have really noticed so I took a picture to commemorate the moment.

The second one is brilliant Ned! Either that or David was trying to make an impression of me! And I do not show off my bum like that! Where is that picture in the purple shirt with me rubbing my arse when you need it aye?

[Rosemary Andrews]

Street cred rectified.

[Ned McAvoy]

That is SO much better. Thank you very much Rosemary.

[Heather McAvoy]

Rosemary, that is fab! I sent you the jedi video via owl post, should be coming soon! I hope to see those embarrassing pictures as promised, hehe.

[Professor Carlyle]

I... just wow, Heather I... I don't think I can truly articulate how touched I am that you kept all those photos and said all those nice things about me, even after 'the incident'. I... just... from the bottom of my heart- thank you. Also, yes, the dancing was epic and we must do that again, McAvoy, preferably asap.

Ahem... now for Ned, your non-existent street cred just got a huge boost there so you'd better appreciate it while it lasts. Just saying, I also happen to have a few pics of you that might start to surface again... so just remember this level of street cred you have now because I fear it will soon be nothing more than a distant memory.

EDIT
Success! I found those aforementioned photos of Heather checking out her own arse. I don't know which of us seems more pervy- her for doing it or me for taking photos of her doing it. =/

The verdict? Yes you do show of your bum like I demonstrated in that photo, Miss McAvoy- there's photographic proof and you know 'A picture is worth a thousand words' and all thaaaaaat.