Post by Callum McGregor on Jul 30, 2009 11:28:49 GMT -6
Please Just Take These Photos From My Hands
AKA The Amazing Photo Album of Callum McGregor
(Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for the level of amazement you actually get from looking at these photographs.)
The Family
Mother is youthful isn't she? For all I joke about her, she's alright, as far as mums go. She had me when she was young, hence the youth I mentioned, eh eh? I actually wasn't being sarcastic for once.
Father looks rather dashing, which mum swears he is anyway. I don't quite believe it but there's a James Bond-esque kind of suave going on in that pic. My dad knows me better than I realise at times, I'm exactly like he was when he was my age... minus the whole having a wife thing.
Younger sister, Lily. She might look cute but she really isn't. Only joking she's sweet, absolutely innocent (yes I'm deluded) and when she's not dragging me off to do something I don't want to do she's pretty cool. And with her we have Jude, my younger brother. He's a decent guy really, he needs to learn to be more subtle when gawking at women, but apart from that he's pretty cool kid, waaay too clever for his own good and waaaay too ambitious considering he's related to a lazy arse like me.
My mum's sis, Lizzy Bennett. She's a pretty cool aunt and proves that our families are the hottest around. Don't get her angry though, she's pretty scary when she wants to be.
My cousin, Mr Mark Bennett. He's a pretty cool bloke, but he definitely needs to stay away from mixing alcohol with karaoke, it aint pleasant folks! That being said, he's hilarious whether sober or not... though when he's pissed it's extra funny, poor bloke.
My cousin... the famous Ally Bennett. Everyone knows Ally and loves her, even if they deny it. She's insanely gorgeous of course and knows it but she has this really nice side when she isn't mocking me or getting me to do her bidding.
My cousin, Zac Bennett... or Zaccaroni or Zaccykins. *snorts* To be honest I think Zaccaroni is a pretty good name, aye? He hates it though, especially if you yell it to get his attention in a public place. He's growing up to be sort of sound to be honest, despite all of our (aka Ally, Mark and I) bullying. Possibly one of the most laid-back, friendly blokes you could ever meet though.
Seb... can't think of any embarrassing nicknames for him right now (note: must consult Ally about this) but the kid is pretty cool. He comes out with the strangest, most random facts, and yeah he defines random in my opinion but the thing is, he's such a funny friendly guy that you can't not like him, you know? Like I said, good bloke.
The Friends
Max MacAlister- met in Australia when I was on my travels (don't tell my parents I went there) and we sort of hung around each other and proudly represented all the Scots while we were there. Sound bloke, good drinking (ie getting absolutely pissed) partner and a bit of a genius at being a good mate... I reckon I taught him that though.
Amelia Le Beau- lovely girl for all her dating-older-men-skankiness. (Don't hunt me down and kill me if you read this, I'm joking!) She's gorgeous, funny and has put up with me when I was really not fun to be around and that I appreciate more than I've ever said. I dunno whether anyone has ever told her but she's pretty amazing in every single way. We're kindred spirits (or whatever that expression is) and definitely on the same wavelength which makes me love her all the more. Also, she has nice tits... just saying!
Heather McAvoy/Little Miss Sunshine/The McAvoy or any variation of those names. This is one very cool little lady, she never fails to cheer me up but she's also pretty handy with advice on serious stuff. Oh and Max wants to shag you if you're reading this, he's pathetic but you couldn't have a better bloke fancying you to be honest. Anyways, yeah Heather's a good mate, very sound.
Beatrice Locksley- one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet, honestly. If you can find me a sweeter girl this side of the world I will personally be your slave for life. She's fun, kind, caring (funny how she ended up as a Healer then, aye?) and absolutely beautiful in every way. I'm sorry, you deserved better from me.
Ava Deschanel- oh Ava, how wonderful you are! She'd probably think that was sarcasm and punch me. Honestly, she's a great girl and once she gets the whole 'fuck men' attitude adjusted she'll be sorted for life. She poses with me, can down a pint faster than any bloke I know and still be the girly girl when the time is right... impressive, aye?
AKA The Amazing Photo Album of Callum McGregor
(Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for the level of amazement you actually get from looking at these photographs.)
The Family
Mother is youthful isn't she? For all I joke about her, she's alright, as far as mums go. She had me when she was young, hence the youth I mentioned, eh eh? I actually wasn't being sarcastic for once.
Father looks rather dashing, which mum swears he is anyway. I don't quite believe it but there's a James Bond-esque kind of suave going on in that pic. My dad knows me better than I realise at times, I'm exactly like he was when he was my age... minus the whole having a wife thing.
Younger sister, Lily. She might look cute but she really isn't. Only joking she's sweet, absolutely innocent (yes I'm deluded) and when she's not dragging me off to do something I don't want to do she's pretty cool. And with her we have Jude, my younger brother. He's a decent guy really, he needs to learn to be more subtle when gawking at women, but apart from that he's pretty cool kid, waaay too clever for his own good and waaaay too ambitious considering he's related to a lazy arse like me.
My mum's sis, Lizzy Bennett. She's a pretty cool aunt and proves that our families are the hottest around. Don't get her angry though, she's pretty scary when she wants to be.
My cousin, Mr Mark Bennett. He's a pretty cool bloke, but he definitely needs to stay away from mixing alcohol with karaoke, it aint pleasant folks! That being said, he's hilarious whether sober or not... though when he's pissed it's extra funny, poor bloke.
My cousin... the famous Ally Bennett. Everyone knows Ally and loves her, even if they deny it. She's insanely gorgeous of course and knows it but she has this really nice side when she isn't mocking me or getting me to do her bidding.
My cousin, Zac Bennett... or Zaccaroni or Zaccykins. *snorts* To be honest I think Zaccaroni is a pretty good name, aye? He hates it though, especially if you yell it to get his attention in a public place. He's growing up to be sort of sound to be honest, despite all of our (aka Ally, Mark and I) bullying. Possibly one of the most laid-back, friendly blokes you could ever meet though.
Seb... can't think of any embarrassing nicknames for him right now (note: must consult Ally about this) but the kid is pretty cool. He comes out with the strangest, most random facts, and yeah he defines random in my opinion but the thing is, he's such a funny friendly guy that you can't not like him, you know? Like I said, good bloke.
The Friends
Max MacAlister- met in Australia when I was on my travels (don't tell my parents I went there) and we sort of hung around each other and proudly represented all the Scots while we were there. Sound bloke, good drinking (ie getting absolutely pissed) partner and a bit of a genius at being a good mate... I reckon I taught him that though.
Amelia Le Beau- lovely girl for all her dating-older-men-skankiness. (Don't hunt me down and kill me if you read this, I'm joking!) She's gorgeous, funny and has put up with me when I was really not fun to be around and that I appreciate more than I've ever said. I dunno whether anyone has ever told her but she's pretty amazing in every single way. We're kindred spirits (or whatever that expression is) and definitely on the same wavelength which makes me love her all the more. Also, she has nice tits... just saying!
Heather McAvoy/Little Miss Sunshine/The McAvoy or any variation of those names. This is one very cool little lady, she never fails to cheer me up but she's also pretty handy with advice on serious stuff. Oh and Max wants to shag you if you're reading this, he's pathetic but you couldn't have a better bloke fancying you to be honest. Anyways, yeah Heather's a good mate, very sound.
Beatrice Locksley- one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet, honestly. If you can find me a sweeter girl this side of the world I will personally be your slave for life. She's fun, kind, caring (funny how she ended up as a Healer then, aye?) and absolutely beautiful in every way. I'm sorry, you deserved better from me.
Ava Deschanel- oh Ava, how wonderful you are! She'd probably think that was sarcasm and punch me. Honestly, she's a great girl and once she gets the whole 'fuck men' attitude adjusted she'll be sorted for life. She poses with me, can down a pint faster than any bloke I know and still be the girly girl when the time is right... impressive, aye?