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Post by Douglas Pearson on Sept 29, 2012 10:01:44 GMT -6
Status: " Douglas A Pearson is tooootally on top of things. Definitely no reason to freak out, no sir." Sex: Male Birthday: 3 August 1984 Family:John Pearson (Father) Louise Leibowitz-Pearson (Mother) Graham Pearson (Brother) Brian Pearson (Brother) Alexander Pearson (Brother) Jeremy Pearson (Brother) Miles Pearson (Brother) Hometown: Birmingham Current City: London Relationship Status: Single Interested In: Women Looking For: Friends Political Views: Very Liberal Religious Views: Apathetic/Agnostic, Culturally Jewish, Inexplicable Owner of Fake Christmas Tree Interests: Drawing!!, Animation, Laser Tag, Paintball, Dungeons and Dragons, Cosplay, LARP, Alternative Comics (R. Crumb fanboy up in here), Outsider Art, Graffiti, Politics, Activism, Social Work Music: Rush, Genesis, Pink Floyd, Yes, The Grateful Dead, Art Brut, The Futureheads, 8-bit video game music! Books: Lord of the Rings series, Ghost World, Dracula, Frankenstein, World War Z, At the Mountains of Madness Movies: The Dark Crystal, Teen Wolf, Back To The Future, Indiana Jones, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Phantasm, An American Werewolf in London, Dazed and Confused, Office Space, Exit Through the Gift Shop Television: Home Movies, Archer, Robot Chicken, Venture Bros, The Simpsons, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Ugly Americans, The Young Ones, The IT Crowd, Batman (60's series), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Walking Dead About Me: Uh, hi. I never know what to say on these things. Education and Work:2007-Present: Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures Werewolf Support Services 2005-2007: Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures Magical Beings Registrar 2002-2005: St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries Janitor (Protip: Hospital administrators will not find you yelling "Bring out your dead!" as you roll a cart through the corridor nearly as amusing as you do.) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry '02
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Post by Rory King on Sept 29, 2012 17:28:19 GMT -6
Rory King commented on your status: Oh dear... what's up now? :/ (A problem shared is a problem halved etc. etc.)
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Sept 29, 2012 21:20:06 GMT -6
Douglas A Pearson commented on his status: Heeeey cousin! Obviously NOTHING is up, nothing at all, learn to read Rory goddamn it!!
But if a theoretical jumper-wearing Werewolf Support Services employee hadn't updated the registry or done any paperwork in the last month and a half because he was operating under the assumption that the Department Head had forgotten about his existence and then said Department Head announced that he'd be doing employee evaluations on Monday, exactly how justified would this theoretical employee's panic be?!
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Post by Rory King on Sept 30, 2012 14:13:11 GMT -6
Rory King commented on your status: Oh yeah, nothing, okay gotcha completely.
Oh... wow... oh dear. Umm probably fairly justified I'd say. I'd advise said theoretical jumper-wearing Werewolf Support Services employee to skip right past panic (there's probably no time for it really) and get to the 'sorting it out' bit. Or sort out as much of it as he could and then apologise for the rest being incomplete if he ran out of time doing it. Theoretically, obviously.
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Sept 30, 2012 16:26:27 GMT -6
Douglas A Pearson commented on his status: Ugh, DOING THINGS??? I think I might just fake my own death and/or flee to Hawaii. Tell my parents I loved them and tell Jeremy he's a dick.
Of course noooooo one cares that my pizza party was a ROUSING SUCCESS or that I give all my support group members my personal phone number that I answer all hours of the day and night. :( :(
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Post by Rory King on Sept 30, 2012 18:04:34 GMT -6
Rory King commented on your status: I know, I know, my idea was just plain CRAZY! My plan is obv a last resort, in case the attempt to flee to Hawaii doesn't quite go according to plan or something. In that theoretical scenario I would indeed fulfil your last wishes to the very letter.
Yeah, funny how Ministry officials don't really 'count' that kind of thing, they really should and hey for what it's worth (and yes I'm aware it's 'not much' in the grand scheme of things atm) if I was in charge, I'd award you a bonus for your pizza parties. :)
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Sept 30, 2012 20:16:35 GMT -6
Douglas A Pearson commented on his status: Oh fun! To Sarah Watson I bequeath all of my DVDs and cosplay accessories.
To Olivia Andrews and Hannah Schwartz, my sofa and big-screen TV.
To Casey Space Case Ammon I leave my paintings, laser tag equipment and pizza party responsibilities.
My books, comics and video games shall be given to Messrs Rory King and Martin Moss to divide amongst themselves, possibly in some sort of duel.
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Post by Rory King on Oct 1, 2012 15:41:04 GMT -6
Rory King commented on your status: Done and done, my friend.
As is fitting of all of our shared love for sci-fi, it would be a lightsaber duel between myself and Mr Moss, naturally.
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Oct 1, 2012 19:18:44 GMT -6
Douglas A Pearson commented on his status: Man, too bad I won't be around to see that!
I'll scrap the whole Hawaii lark, but only if we agree to all battle each other someday.
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Oct 13, 2012 12:16:20 GMT -6
Douglas A Pearson tagged Graham Pearson, Brian Pearson, Alexander Pearson, Jeremy Pearson and Miles Pearson in the album "Beating Each Other Up Since 1984":
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Post by Casey Ammon on Jan 7, 2013 13:32:44 GMT -6
Casey Ammon has wrote on your wall: Hey Doug what are you doing after work? Want to leave early and go for a drink?
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Jan 7, 2013 16:52:29 GMT -6
Douglas A Pearson wrote on his wall: You had me at 'leave early' and cinched it with 'drink'. How do you feel about The Three Broomsticks?
Douglas A Pearson sent you a message: So, I'm working on some artwork for my old protest buddies. Want to Occupy Gringotts this weekend?
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Post by Aaron Clarke on Feb 22, 2013 11:23:53 GMT -6
Aaron Clarke wrote on your wall: You, Douglas Pearson, are the best person ever. Seriously. I know I've said it a lot but I'll say it again - thanks, mate, for letting me crash on your sofa and basically invade your living room with all my stuff while I look for somewhere to live.
So I'm making dinner tonight (as an attempt to feel less of a burden on you), can I tempt you with the promise of returning home from work to fajitas and a couple of beers?
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Feb 22, 2013 17:51:08 GMT -6
Douglas A Pearson wrote on his wall: Mate!! You're a much better temporary flatmate than that displaced ghost I let live here for three months (I mean not because he was a ghost or anything, he was just kind of a dick??) and ALSO before you got here I cleaned my living room for the first time since August and finally found my twelve-sided die, so everything's coming up Pearson!!
... but by all means feel free to cook and/or continue to tell me how great I am.
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Post by Aaron Clarke on Feb 23, 2013 5:24:49 GMT -6
Aaron Clarke wrote on your wall: Well I'm glad my appearance has at least brought you some benefits. Seriously though, cheers mate.
(I have heard that about ghosts though... something about them being marginal figures, not quite living, not quite dead etc. I'd hate to judge however!)
Well you know I'm a giver, so... Sunday morning is pancakes and a haiku dedicated specially to you. This is what I have so far: Douglas A Pearson, top bloke- ... I'll work on it. ;)
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