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Post by Mark Bennett on Aug 15, 2012 17:16:14 GMT -6
I'd obvs marry ScarJo, getting to wake up next to her every day forever? Yes, please.
I'd get it on with Mark Ruffalo, we share a forename so our love would be pure.
I'd push Chris Evans, mainly because his name makes me think of the ginger twatty Chris Evans.
Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare & H.G Wells?
Im all about the classics right now, old dudes need love too.
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Post by Noah Coulson on Aug 15, 2012 17:36:36 GMT -6
Marry- Shakespeare, it's the freaking Bard himself, who could say no?
Kiss- H.G. Wells
Push- Dickens, no offence but I hate your books, mate.
Let's do female authors now, mix it up:
Jane Austen, Mary Shelley, Emily Brontë
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Sept 3, 2012 12:31:47 GMT -6
Marry Mary Shelley. She seems like the most fun.
Kiss Jane Austen. Worst case scenario, I get wittily insulted for my trouble.
Push Brontë. Overrated.
Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Kitty Pryde
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Post by Noah Coulson on Sept 9, 2012 12:21:11 GMT -6
Bronte also thinks abusive relationships are OH SO ROMANTIC, HEATHCLIFF IS SOOO DREAMY AND STRONG AND RUGGED. I generally worry about girls who are in love with Byronic heroes like Heathcliff.
Marry Black Widow, I'm sorry did we all see the Avengers film? I'm with Mark on the whole ScarJo thing. W.o.w.
Kiss Wonder Woman
Push Kitty, I think she'd irritate me with her 'phasing' powers.
Some more comic book figures:
Batman, Spiderman, Superman
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Post by Douglas Pearson on Sept 9, 2012 19:43:10 GMT -6
Anne knows where it's at. Marry Batman for the sweet car. I believe it's been established that sex with Superman would blast you apart like tissue, so that's obviously out. Peter Parker is basically a whiny neurotic nerd, and there's only room for one of those in my relationships, buddy. Is same-sex marriage legal in Gotham City? I may be over-thinking this. Get down with the new Miles Morales Spider-Man. The only reboot I can support. Cliff Superman. Not entirely fair if one of the options can survive the push, is it? I feel there was a missed opportunity here: ScarJo as Black Widow Hathaway as Catwoman Fassbender as Magneto? Not saying I would. But no judgement.
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Post by Grace Cohen on Sept 10, 2012 11:44:40 GMT -6
Marry ScarJo as Black Widow
Kiss Fassbender as Magneto
Push Hathaway as Catwoman (I am more of a Wonder Woman girl, sorry)
Iron man, Thor, Hawkeye.
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Post by Sebastian Bedworth on Oct 23, 2012 15:21:26 GMT -6
I'd marry Thor, he's a God. Literally.
I'd get it on with Iron Man. Dat suit.
I'd push Hawkeye, archery isnt my thing.
Kanye West, JayZ & 50Cent (aka 31 Pence by todays exchange rates)
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Post by Adelle O'Connor on Oct 24, 2012 21:33:43 GMT -6
(look dudes. wuthering heights is awesome because it's about shitty, crazy people being shitty and crazy at each other. it's not a love story, no matter how many times they cast lagerdude's lover tom hardy.
and you'd all balk at the hygiene and grooming standards of those classic writers, tee bee haich)
three-way w/ jay-z and beyonce (i make my own rules, suck it)
marry ye
push 31 pence
tom cruise, david hasselhoff, william shatner
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Post by Lillian Turner on Jan 30, 2013 20:51:25 GMT -6
Get freaky with: William Shatner. That's motherfucking Kirk!
Marry: The Hoff. Fuck yeah.
Kill: Tom Cruise. Aint nobody got time for Scientology.
Im all about the detectives here: Sherlock Holmes, Jessica Fletcher, Poirot
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