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Post by Juliet Tancredi on Aug 8, 2010 11:41:41 GMT -6
 Status: " Juliet Tancredi is working on some new songs." Sex: female Birthday: 12th October 1982 Siblings:Michael Tancredi
Vanessa TancrediHometown: Notting Hill, London Current City: London Relationship Status: Single Looking For: Friendship, Networking Political Views: Liberal Democrats Religious Views: Atheist Interests: singing, live music, photography, art, books, travel, alcohol Music: Radiohead, Muse, Coldplay, Arcada Fire, Beck, Placebo, Pixies, The White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, Alanis Morissette, Tori Amos, KT Tunstall, Feist, Fiona Apple, Florence + the Machine, Paloma Faith, No Doubt, Adele Books: Mrs Dalloway, To The Lighthouse, A Room of One's Own, The Handmaid's Tale, Lady Oracle, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, The Madwoman in the Attic, The World's Wife, Ariel, The Bell Jar Movies: Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, Burn After Reading, Pretty Woman, Runaway Bride, Bridget Jones' Diary, Love Actually, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Moulin Rouge! (Conclusion? I watch a weird mix of films.) Television: Silent Witness, Spooks, Murder She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder, Friends, CSI, The IT Crowd, Spaced (Told you, weird mix of TV too.) Favourite Quotations:"There is more than one kind of freedom... Freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from. Don't underrate it." The Handmaid's Tale- Margaret Atwood About Me: Hi there, my name's Jules Tancredi (call me Juliet at your peril), a girl you do not want to fuck about because I can and will fight back. In other equally thrilling news, I'm doing the struggling musician thing lately - check out YouTube or MySpace to hear my music - after years of cleaning tables and getting peoples' orders which, let's face it, SUCKS. Let's hope it works out well, huh? If you would like to talk to me then leave a message after the beep (or you know a comment whatever ;) ) and I'll get back to you. If you don't want to talk to me then piss off back to your chatrooms, stalker. Education and Work:2004-2009 Weasley Weekends Barmaid 2001- 2004 The Cellar Barmaid 2001-2002 Madame Puddifoot's Waitress Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Class of 1994- 2001 Notting Hill & Ealing High School 1987- 1994 Contact Information:Email: juliettancredi@hotmail.co.uk |
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Post by Juliet Tancredi on Sept 25, 2010 16:05:32 GMT -6
Juliet has updated her status:
Juliet Tancredi is still in shock about last night- what a huge mistake. That's it, I'm never drinking sambuca again. Don't drink kids, it makes you do fucking stupid things!
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Post by Hannah Schwartz on Sept 26, 2010 15:06:23 GMT -6
Hannah Schwartz has sent you a message:
Jules, are you okay?? Please call me if you need anything!
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Post by Juliet Tancredi on Sept 26, 2010 15:42:21 GMT -6
((ooc: I had to have it happen, I couldn't not do it, haha.))
Juliet Tancredi has sent Hannah a message:
Ugh, I don't even know, Hannah. :( Just guess, guess, who my alcohol-crazed mind decided it would be really fun to pay a visit to?! Stupid pointy face.
I don't think I even slept with him... well at least not fully... but I did end up passed out on his bedroom floor so who knows how far we actually got. He's going to gloat, I can't stand it, I can already picture his smug pointy face.
Do you think it's still illegal to Avada Kedavra someone in these circumstances, esp. if that someone is Jason?
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Jason Cullen
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Post by Jason Cullen on Sept 26, 2010 15:45:32 GMT -6
Jason Cullen has commented on your status:
I wouldn't call me a 'fucking stupid thing', Jules, it's not very polite. I think you need to wash your mouth out. Last night was definitely very... informative. Eesh and you try and deny any attraction to me whatsoever- fyi, you weren't even that drunk, Tancredi, so don't try and play the 'I didn't know what I was doing' card.
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Post by Juliet Tancredi on Sept 26, 2010 15:49:58 GMT -6
Juliet Tancredi[/color] has commented on her status:
Wow, you really do enjoy the sound of yourself talking a load of shit, don't you? Just go fuck yourself, Cullen... because, believe me, no one else will.
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Post by Hannah Schwartz on Sept 26, 2010 16:37:18 GMT -6
(ooc: HANNAH'S FACE)Hannah Schwartz has sent you a message: Oh. I would most certainly represent you in that murder trial! Perhaps I could take him outside tomorrow and smack him about the head with 500 pages of case notes? :) Stay strong, don't let him get the upper hand! Hannah Schwartz has commented on your status: NO. NO. NO. YOU DON'T GET ANY LINES IN THIS PLAY, CULLEN. Take your pointy little face back to Smug Lascivious Lawyer Town, okay!
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Post by Jason Cullen on Sept 26, 2010 16:42:19 GMT -6
Jason Cullen has commented on your status:
A lawyer who likes the sound of bullshit?! :P Hmm well that's funny because I do believe someone else just did... last night... bloody hell you really are in denial, Tancredi.
Hannah, Hannah, Hannah... must we resort to uppercase? :( But I just gotta say, Lascivious Lawyer Town sounds like a fun place. Hang on... my face isn't smug OR pointy, I resent that!
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Post by Juliet Tancredi on Sept 27, 2010 11:43:10 GMT -6
Juliet Tancredi has sent Hannah a message:
I know, right, what the hell was I thinking?!
I would very much appreciate that, amiga. Yeaaaaah hit him across the head repeatedly with a big heavy stack of case notes, I'd also appreciate that a lot.
But he already has the upper hand... he knows exactly uh... exactly what I/we did... I have no fucking clue, I literally can't remember anything. Do you think he'd be screwed up enough to shag a near-comatose-level-of-drunken woman? Oh god, he would, wouldn't he? :/
Juliet Tancredi has commented on her status:
Hannah... thank you, you speak the truth... now if only Cullen here would listen.
Now... Jason. Firstly, you do have a smug, stupid pointy face. And while we're on the subject, your hair is stupid too, stop caking a tub full of gel on it every day, it's NOT attactive.
Anyways, I did NOT sleep with you. Fyi, I wouldn't go shouting your mouth off saying I did because if it is true (which it ISN'T, it can't be, I would have pushed you away if you'd even tried it) you clearly are unbeliveably forgettable/unmemorable in the bedroom department. Oh, I know the truth has gotta hurt Cullen, poor dear but, hey, it's okay! As long as you still have your right hand I'm sure you'll get yourself through the long nights and loneliness.
((ooc: Haha, poor Hannah. Btw, I'm thinking Juliet wasn't nearly as drunk as she's making out she was, she was just a bit tipsy but still very much in control of herself and yes, she did sleep with him, but she's trying to downgrade it and claim she didn't/can't remember it when she actually can.))
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Post by michaeltancredi on Sept 27, 2010 12:19:29 GMT -6
[Navy]Michael Tancredi[/Navy] has commented on your status:
Hey sis, you okay? Want to vent about it over a coffee or an ice cream?
Also, sorry mate but you do kinda have a pointy face *holds up hands with the don't kill me look* she would kill me if I said otherwise.
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Post by Juliet Tancredi on Sept 27, 2010 13:01:54 GMT -6
Juliet Tancredi has commented on her status:
Not particularly, Michael. :/ Don't worry though, it's just Jase being an utter prick, as per usual... think you could manage to punch him for me? Failing that, ice cream would be lovely right about now.
See! My brother says so and, as we all know, he's 1000000% smarter than you, Cullen. And, yes Michael, I WOULD kill you if you said otherwise, because if you'd said otherwise you'd be lying and we all know just how much I hate men who lie. ;)
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Post by michaeltancredi on Sept 27, 2010 15:10:41 GMT -6
[Navy]Michael Tancredi[/Navy] has commented on your status:
Yeah... I could... but I think immediately following that he might kick my arse? Ice cream will be in your hands pronto. What kind do you want, the usual or are we trying something new today?
Really, I can't, I start twitching and having spasms while lying, it really doesn't bode well for me.
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Post by Hannah Schwartz on Sept 27, 2010 16:01:20 GMT -6
Hannah Schwartz has sent you a message:
That's terrible! He's terrible.
Hannah Schwartz has commented on your status:
It is NOT a fun place! It's the last stop on the Creep Train before you become weird old Eddie from the office. And your face is both of those things. 3 out of 3 Schwartzes/Tancredis agree.
Based on past history, I have STRONG reason to suspect that you are, if not outright lying, greatly exaggerating the truth in order to besmirch Juliet's honour for your own amusement. Cease and desist, please.
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Post by Jason Cullen on Sept 28, 2010 11:01:11 GMT -6
Jason Cullen has commented on your status:
Oh Michael, how could you?! *cries a lonely, emo tear* Yeah I know she'd probably aim for the groin area tbh mate... it's okay, I can now handle the truth about my 'stupid pointy face'. I wouldn't dream of kicking your arse, Michael Tancredi, you're a decent human being unlike your sis who is clearly deluded and refusing to believe the truth when it's right in front of her.
It will be if I'm there, Hannah! Joking... no seriously, I will never become as creepy as Eddie. Why has that bloke never been sectioned or jailed? And since we're basing this on past history let's review a certain someone's character, shall we? Which woman is known to close herself off, push others away and refute any need/desire for men at all because she thinks it makes her a 'weak girly girl'? She resorts to saying that she doesn't remember what went on (utter bullshit btw) and she tries to protect herself using swear words and pure lying. Hmmm that sounds suspisciously like our little Juliet here, doesn't it?
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Post by michaeltancredi on Sept 28, 2010 11:24:51 GMT -6
[Navy]Michael Tancredi[/Navy] has commented on your status:
Hey, Hey, as annoying as my sister can be and as much as you're one of my best mates Jase she's still my sister first. Back off man, I think you've done enough. I know she can be snarky and swears a lot but she still has feelings, just... let it go.
You know how girls get, when you hurt one of them they all gang up on you like a pack of hyinas or lions (and I mean that in the best way possible ladies), don't take the whole ragging on you personally mate, or at least don't take it out on my sis, aye?
((ooc: Sorry Mic had to get a wee bit protective, just a wee bit.))
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